There are tons and tons of people out there tweeting every single day, and while not all of them are trying to be funny, I think a good portion of them probably are.
How many succeed? Probably quite a few get at least a chuckle, but that’s not what we’re going for today – we’re going for funny enough to make a list.
We think these 10 make the cut, but take a scroll and see what you think!
1. I don’t blame her.
Just on principle. She’s probably right.
I told my mama the joke, she hung up on me ???
— Nola Woods ⛳️ (@fineapple22_) November 22, 2021
2. I’m pretty sure someone is.
What else could it be?
Oh no. Am I dating Pete Davidson? pic.twitter.com/391arwRrSj
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 24, 2021
3. The nefarious plan all along.
I’ll have to take this under advisement.
As a vegetarian with the worst apartment out of all of my siblings and cousins, I'm grateful to be right on track to never getting asked to host a single Thanksgiving
— Kimberly ??♀️ Dinaro? (@KimberDin) November 22, 2021
4. I never thought of it like that.
I have to agree now that this is an excellent phrase.
"Oh My God" is my favorite expression because if you remove any of the three words, it has the same meaning, just in a very different tone
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) November 23, 2021
5. Good luck with that.
Most people just aren’t all that into touching.
Skin to skin not enough for me, I need soul to soul ??
— Winn? (@__hannwinn) November 22, 2021
6. I’ve never seen a more apt description.
And I’m honestly not sure I can ever look at it the same way.
Hamilton is a 3-hour 30 Rock cutaway joke
— samantha prosser (@samanthprosser) November 20, 2021
7. Glad to know I’m not alone.
There are more of us!
I make sure I add "but idk tho" to the end of my advice in case I mess their life up ??
— BING BONG. (@glo_bamba) November 22, 2021
8. We’re sorry to have to tell you…
But actually we see the inside of you more than the outside.
Human: we have a color named after you!
Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides?
Human: no, uh–
Salmon: wait why is it pink?
Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK
— Matthew Broussard (@mondaypunday) November 19, 2021
9. See something, say something.
It applies to just so many situations.
I just think it's funny how my Animal Crossing villagers have the audacity to get upset about us not talking for months after they admit they saw me around. Friendship is a two-way street, Marshal. You could've said hi. ?
— ??chelsea?? (@witch_mote) November 22, 2021
10. Maybe a little bit of ham or turkey.
Pretty excited about making a huge Thanksgiving feast so my daughter can eat a roll.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 24, 2021
I mean, these are pretty good. Right? Better than I could do, anyway.
What about you? Do these stack up? Let us know what you think in the comments!