Dads sure are the best, aren’t they?
You know it!
And I’ll tell you another thing: they’re also pretty darn funny!
Check out these funny tweets from dads so you can see what I’m talking about!
1. Not sure what to call that.
What position is it in soccer where my kid tries to find a four leaf clover?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 1, 2018
2. Isn’t this great?!?!
Whatever you say…
If you’re wondering if parenting is for you, I just heard a voice say “howdy partner!” and turned around to see my 3 yo wearing his potty seat on his head like a cowboy hat.
— Upside Dad (@UpsideDad) March 14, 2022
3. What now?
Please don’t burn them.
My 4yo went to his school library and borrowed two books. We already own both books.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) March 9, 2022
4. That’s not nice.
They are demons though…
Me: I’m struggling with some demons today
Wife: I thought I told you to stop calling our kids that
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) March 22, 2022
5. Hey, it worked!
That was her plan all the time.
The price of gas was what really made me cave and get my 6 year old that pony for her birthday. “Off you go to school children. Giddyup”
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 21, 2022
6. We’ve all been there.
Kids are insane.
Friend: Hey, how are things going?
Me: You ever see a little kid get overpowered by the gallon of milk when they are pouring it?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 16, 2022
7. Oh, no!
Oh wait, never mind.
7 told me 9 passed away in his bed. i started to freak out before i realized he meant passed out.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) March 20, 2022
8. You’re not invited.
Sorry to break it to you.
Pretty upsetting that my wife won’t remind me where our 6YO’s birthday party is, which we both planned together
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 21, 2022
9. Try not to laugh.
Good luck with that.
I confronted my daughter about hitting her brother and she told me she was “just giving him a face high five.” I tried not to laugh. Honestly I did. I promise.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) March 21, 2022
10. Good life plan.
My 6yo would like a second bath towel so he doesn’t, and I quote, “get butt on my face.”
— Xennaissance Dad (@XennDad) March 23, 2022
11. Call the Exorcist.
You need a professional for this.
I’ve been shat and puked on half a dozen times already and it’s only 7 am. This is the Exorcist baby
— Trey (@treydayway) March 24, 2022
Do you know any good dad jokes?
Or do you have any good dad stories?
Share some good stuff with us in the comments. Thanks!