Listen, we don’t want you to get hurt or anything, but we’re giving you fair warning that these hilarious tweets are most likely going to result in you falling out of your chair…
Because you’re going to be laughing so hard!
So put on some extra clothes and maybe consider investing in a helmet…
Is it worth the risk?
So check these tweets out and get ready to laugh your a**es off!
1. I’m not sure that was the plan for tonight…
This is gonna get ugly…
Him: I’m going out
Me: I know that’s why I got dressed pic.twitter.com/7HvSRZ0ml9
— faith (@faiththegemini) November 26, 2022
2. Now, was that really necessary?
Over the top rudeness!
Ran into your mom at the aquarium pic.twitter.com/L76dW8UQnX
— Esmarelda Fitzmonster (@corihealey) November 25, 2022
3. Grandma has still got it!
There’s some things that she’ll never forget.
ofc im sad my grandma has dementia but damn can she make me giggle! I asked her if I could talk to her about something and she sad “I didnt forget that you’re gay”
— will (@willyumsproblem) December 25, 2022
4. Spoken like a true New Yorker.
Now, tell us all about what trains you take to get to work.
Drunk at bar, pulling up Zillow to show all my hometown friends how expensive my Bushwick rent is for the shittiest apartment you’ve ever seen. They keep trying to show me photos of their kids but I don’t give a shit I want to talk about how many coffee shops I can walk to (3).
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) December 27, 2022
5. Busting out that one again, huh?
How many times do you say this a week…?
me this week at work when im asked to do a minor task pic.twitter.com/9KPwo17LJ5
— Bhald Bhaddie (@teejslipko) December 19, 2022
6. Are you as funny as her, though?
Let’s see what you got!
when i have 2 cocktails and smoke a joint I start acting like Jennifer Coolidge
— meggy (@dogmatic_shorty) December 23, 2022
7. That’s exactly what happened.
The world works in mysterious ways…
You’re telling me a ginger bred this man??
— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) December 23, 2022
8. That’s when s**t gets real.
Home for the holidays can always go off the rails.
Telehealth therapy from your childhood home for the last two weeks of December is peak “reporting live from the scene” energy
— No BS Therapist (@TweetATherapist) December 22, 2022
9. This person is about to be shocked in a major way.
Try that again and look very closely.
— Images That Make You Feel Pain (@ManMilk2) January 27, 2022
10. I think you might be right…
I mean, have you actually tried an IPA? Come on!
IPA stands for “It’s Piss Actually” and I think that’s beautiful
— doom (@erikavonhelsing) December 17, 2022
11. Well, I think I might have an idea about what’s going on here…
Just a hunch…let’s look at the evidence.
me: why does my back hurt
my posture everyday from 9-5: pic.twitter.com/gsQOdA9iV8
— ivy *.✧ (@ivyluvx) December 16, 2022
Now it’s your turn!
Share some funny tweets with us in the comments.
We’d love to hear from you!