Oh, dads, you never let us down!
In the joke department, that is!
Yes, it’s the truth. You know it and I know it. Dad jokes are the gift that keeps on giving and when fathers out there are at the top of their games, they can’t be stopped!
So sit back, relax, and enjoy these hilarious dad jokes that are sure to make you laugh, groan, roll your eyes, and say, “Oh, Dad!”
Let’s get started!
1. Oh, Dad!
He did it again, didn’t he?!?!
2. Like I said, happily…
Another zinger from the old man!
Me: Dad, how long hve u been married? Dad: 17 happily married years. Me: thought it was 24 years? Dad: like I said, HAPPILY. #MarchDadness
— markHTKgedman (@mHTKgedman) March 15, 2017
3. This is on point.
And on brand for all the dads out there.
4. You walked right into that one.
I can’t say that I feel sorry for you.
Just asked my dad for his best dad joke… his response?
— Megan McDonald, MT-BC (@meg_mcdonald_) March 15, 2017
5. Prime! Get it?!?!
I get it…I swear!
6. You had to know this was coming.
He couldn’t resist!
Recently got a job at Dick's Sporting Goods as a cashier. My dad has been calling me a Dick checker ever since. #MarchDadness
— George Muller (@HipHipJorge36) March 16, 2017
7. Toad away! You gotta love it!
Or, at least I loved it…
8. This is a classic.
And it never gets old!
#MarchDadness every time we pass by the cemetery my dad says "people are dying to get in there!"
— John “Beachy Keen” K (@JohnKMich) March 16, 2017
9. Hippo and a Zippo.
I’m a fan of this one.
10. Don’t pour it into the bag, please.
That would make a huge mess.
When the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he says,'No, just leave it in the carton!"#marchdadness
— Ricky (@ricky_reyes35) March 15, 2017
11. This dad is at the top of his game.
Teach me your ways!
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it's terminal.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 22, 2020
12. A noble effort.
You gotta admit, that’s pretty darn funny…
Now we want to hear from you!
Tell us your best dad jokes in the comments!
We know you have a ton of them up your sleeve!