I’m not going to bore you with a long introduction today, I’m gonna get straight to the point.

If you’re hitched, you’re gonna think these tweets are absolutely hilarious.

There, I said it!

‘Nuff said!

1. This is revenge.

Best served cold…

2. Uh oh…

Someone’s in trouble.

3. Back and forth.

Over and over again.

4. How dare he!

What’s he thinking?

5. A big hit last year.

He’s everywhere!

6. He really blew it.

Make him sleep on the couch!

7. Sounds hot!

How many subscribers does she have?

8. You deserve an award.

No doubt about it!

9. Talking in your sleep.

I thought she was gonna tell the truth.

10. Not the same.

Go take a shower!

11. Don’t expect much.

Just being honest…

12. That’s the plan!

Good luck to you!

How’s your marriage treating you?

Talk to us in the comments and spill your guts!

We want to hear all the good stuff!