I don’t have a boat and I probably never will, but gosh darnit, I love seeing a clever boat name!
And I bet you do too, because you’re here and you’re about to scroll through these funny boat names that really made us laugh. A LOT.
So enjoy these pics and try to think of what you’d name your own boat…if you had one…
Let’s take a look!
1. See ya later, beaches!
I think they meant to put “b*tches” on there.
2. The Jerk Store called…
They’re running out of you.
3. Well, this isn’t very appropriate.
I see what you’re trying to do here and I think it’s disgusting!
4. That’s what sea said.
Okay, this one might be the winner.
5. Slappin’ the bass!
Not the bass guitar, though…
6. Don’t drink and drive the boat.
I hope they have a designated driver.
7. I need a ride in this boat.
Just to clear my head for a while.
8. You’re right! They can’t!
Befriend these people so you can hitch a ride when the sh*t goes down.
9. Sir, I’m gonna need you to walk a straight line…
How much have you had to drink?
10. A perfect name for this boat.
Small, dingy, and dirty. Great!
11. Gettin’ s*xy up in here!
I’ll take a ride, please!
12. All aboard!
Okay, I can’t seem to find this thing…
Have you seen any boats with funny names.
Or maybe you even have a boat with a funny name?
Talk to us in the comments and share some pics with us. Thanks!