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I don’t have a boat and I probably never will, but gosh darnit, I love seeing a clever boat name!

And I bet you do too, because you’re here and you’re about to scroll through these funny boat names that really made us laugh. A LOT.

So enjoy these pics and try to think of what you’d name your own boat…if you had one…

Let’s take a look!

1. See ya later, beaches!

I think they meant to put “b*tches” on there.

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2. The Jerk Store called…

They’re running out of you.

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3. Well, this isn’t very appropriate.

I see what you’re trying to do here and I think it’s disgusting!

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4. That’s what sea said.

Okay, this one might be the winner.

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5. Slappin’ the bass!

Not the bass guitar, though…

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6. Don’t drink and drive the boat.

I hope they have a designated driver.

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7. I need a ride in this boat.

Just to clear my head for a while.

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8. You’re right! They can’t!

Befriend these people so you can hitch a ride when the sh*t goes down.

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9. Sir, I’m gonna need you to walk a straight line…

How much have you had to drink?

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10. A perfect name for this boat.

Small, dingy, and dirty. Great!

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11. Gettin’ s*xy up in here!

I’ll take a ride, please!

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12. All aboard!

Okay, I can’t seem to find this thing…

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Have you seen any boats with funny names.

Or maybe you even have a boat with a funny name?

Talk to us in the comments and share some pics with us. Thanks!