You know how we like it: we like them random and totally hilarious!
And that’s exactly what this set of tweets is all about! Trust me, you’ll see.
Are you in need of a major pick-me-up?
Well, we think these memes will do the trick and then some!
So let’s take a look and get ready to LOL, friends!
1. I agree with this 100%.
Let’s start putting it into practice!
It should be legal to spray water on the faces of people not wearing masks like how you train dogs to get off your furniture.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) July 1, 2020
2. Yeah…that’s me…
Might be time to write some new jokes.
Got a call from a comedy club where I apparently left my joke book pre-pandemic. To confirm it was mine the woman on the phone read back some of the jokes. It was mortifying because I definitely wrote them
— Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy) June 28, 2020
3. That sounds like a blast.
Remember when we used to be able to drink in public?
I'm in the mood to nonchalantly slice and eat an apple off the end of a dagger like a lady pirate who just won the ship in a drinking contest.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) July 1, 2020
4. Not for you, I’m guessing?
Is it really for anybody? Talk to me about it in the comments…
me? in a open relationship? i’d rather boil one grain of rice at a time
— wiz stan acc (@tabithalovex) July 1, 2020
5. I’ve been here long enough.
Now you’ve had your social interaction for the month.
When I have been at a party for 20-30 minutes pic.twitter.com/oNhRtfxwLA
— Sabina Meschke (@sabinameschke) July 1, 2020
6. Words to live by…
And you’re not the only one!
i'm just a girl
standing in front of her fridge
asking the food to cook itself for once
— Hannah Giorgis | ሀና ጊዮርጊስ (@hannahgiorgis) June 30, 2020
7. I like this idea.
I do this all the time…
goodreads should have an option between “Currently Reading” and “Read” for when you abandon a book, called “I Tried. Fuck, Man, I Really Tried.”
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 1, 2020
8. Seriously, what’s the deal with that?
That needs to be corrected by 2021…it’s time to write your Senator.
I dont recognize 4th of july as a holiday because reeses does not even do a special shape for it
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) July 1, 2020
9. Do what you gotta do and make it work.
I think you did a fine job! It’s called improvising.
10. You are a merciful soul.
We can all learn from you!
when i escort a bug to the window on the corner of a rogue piece of mail? i am benevolence, i am mercy
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) July 2, 2020
11. The point is, you ALWAYS need to be on Twitter, no matter what.
Isn’t that how you live your life?
You can’t expect to be successful if you spend all day scrolling Twitter on your phone. At some point you need to get your shit together and scroll Twitter on your laptop
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 30, 2020
12. That is freakin’ HOT.
Can you get down with this? I think you can.
My sexual fantasy is you give me a fountain Diet Coke (large) and Venmo me $100,000 and then leave
— Sophie (@jil_slander) July 2, 2020
13. Mom with the zinger!
She always comes through, doesn’t she?
my sister was like “I get traumatized by looking at you every day because you’re so ugly and I look exactly you and I get reminded of how ugly I am” and my mom, without missing a beat, goes “imagine how I feel looking at you two everyday”
— abby govindan (@abbygov) July 1, 2020
Okay, now it’s your turn!
In the comments, share something with us that you’ve found to be particularly funny lately. A meme, a tweet, a joke, etc.
Make us laugh, please!