If you spend time with a pregnant woman, tread carefully. They’re going through a lot, they’re uncomfortable, and they’re not gonna deal with your BS in any way, shape, or form.
Get it? Got it? Good!
Now enjoy these funny tweets from hilarious pregnant women.
1. Just show the truth.
Pregnancy test commercials would be a lot more relatable if the women in them cursed and cried.
— αlly (@ToonieLane) August 15, 2013
2. Layers on top of layers.
Having a cold while being pregnant is like getting a parking ticket while you’re at the dentist.
— Kristen Bell (@KristenBell) August 7, 2014
3. It can wait a month or two.
At that point in the final stage of pregnancy where after I drop something on the floor I say to myself, “I’ll just pick that up once the baby is here.” ??
— Andrea Brooks (@AndreaKBrooks) November 22, 2019
4. Not happening…
Other pregnant woman: I like to do yoga and an hour of cardio each day. It helps me appreciate the wonders of what my body is capable of right now
Me: I almost suffocated while trying to put my shoes on this morning
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) January 24, 2019
5. Helpful children.
Me- *Coughs really hard.
3- Don't worry Mommy, I get you dry pants!
— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) April 5, 2019
6. Might as well just set up shop in there.
5 Stages of Pregnancy:
3: Crying because you peed
4: Peeing because you're crying
5: The toilet is your home now
— Sam ? (@SufficientCharm) April 24, 2017
7. Messin’ with them.
(I am 6 months pregnant)
Me after ordering my coffee:
Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking decaf when you’re pregnant.
Me: I’m… not pregnant.
Stranger: (horrified) I am so, so sorry!
And that’s what you get for giving unsolicited advice.
— Jax ⚡️ (@Diamond_Jax) August 2, 2019
8. The kid knows all about it.
7-year-old upon learning I am pregnant: "It's the breastfeeding that will get ya. Breastfeeding is killer."
— Rachel Held Evans (@rachelheldevans) October 21, 2015
9. Baby Brain…
Baby brain is real. I should not be permitted to operate heavy equipment including iPhones.
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 4, 2014
10. No middle ground.
Pregnancy hormones make you want to either rip your husband's clothes off or his head off.
There is literally nothing in between.
— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) January 6, 2019
11. Long gone…
It's official. I no longer have ankles
— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) August 13, 2017
12. Not a great review.
Yelp review for pregnancy:
Took way too long
Super uncomfortable & crowded
Aesthetically just very bad
— Sweatpants Cher ? (@House_Feminist) April 8, 2017
13. You do you.
I have come to realize that at some point in the day, I will order and consume a pizza so it might as well be in the morning
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 13, 2015
14. Not the right answer.
Me: What would look better with this, tennis shoes or boots?
Husband: It doesn’t really matter, you’re just going to look super pregnant regardless.
Husband: I am so sorry.
— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) January 26, 2019
15. She will cut you!
My Obgyn suggested I cut carbs to maintain a healthier pregnancy weight.
Frankly, I'd rather cut the Obgyn.
— full metal mommy (@FullMetalMommy) June 9, 2014
You’re doing great moms! Keep up the good work!
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