Okay, my friends, it’s time for another installment of hilarious, random tweets that we think will cause you to chuckle so much that you might even send them to all your friends.
I know I’m preaching to the choir, but we need to make sure we’re getting our daily laughs in or all the bad news and uncertainty might creep deep into your psyche and we all know that’s not a good thing.
Know what I’m saying?
So what do you say? Are you ready for some funny tweets? Let’s get it going!
1. Sock mixer.
Sounds like a hell of a time!
QUARANTINE HOUSE ARREST DAY 48: Held a very successful mixer for all my socks. So many single & ready to mingles!
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 28, 2020
2. This is every day now, right?
This should be a TV show.
She began that day as she began most days, palms pressed to the window, narrating the antics of squirrels to an empty room.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 28, 2020
3. You can do it with all your friends!
It’s a fun new game that everyone is playing!
If you need a new quarantine pastime I recommend “do I have a crush on this friend or am l just bored”
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) April 29, 2020
4. Hahaha. This is good.
Also, have you ever met Randy Pibb? Also known as…well, you know…
oh hey, your soda rocks. pic.twitter.com/BK7IcRe8pP
— kim (@KimmyMonte) April 29, 2020
5. IT NEVER ENDS.
I just can’t even look at dirty dishes anymore…
Having to do dishes every 7 minutes during quarantine is my villain origin story.
— Asia (@AsiaChloeBrown) April 28, 2020
6. We’re all looking for that, aren’t we?
It hasn’t been easy tracking one of these down…
The pandemic has also highlighted my need to marry a hairdresser-nail-artist-chef-dentist who lives on a secret island.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) April 29, 2020
7. I have many friends like this.
Hahaha. You did it again!
We all have that one friend who sends us memes that aren’t funny but we don’t have the heart to say it so we just send shit like “lol that’s a good one” and “hahah I feel that”
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) April 26, 2020
8. Sorry about that…
At least she’s apologizing.
just got dumped and my roommate is trying to make me feel better by playing cards with me but she just keeps winning and whispering “sorry”
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) April 27, 2020
9. Your time is right now.
You knew it all along!
I’ve got a call tomorrow with the psychologist who’s been treating my OCD/hypochondria for 15 years and I cannot WAIT to say “I told you so”
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) April 27, 2020
10. Don’t bring it up with them.
It’s definitely a sore spot…
in dinosaur culture it's actually really insensitive to wish upon a falling star
— floptimus prime ribbon🎁ᵀᴹ (@FireBeets) November 9, 2021
Hey! That’s the good stuff! We hope you had some good laughs at those random tweets.
Now we’d love to hear from all the readers out there. In the comments, please share something with us that you think will make us laugh: a meme, a tweet, a joke, a photo, anything!
Thanks in advance!