Guess what time it is?!?!
It’s tweeting time! Yet again!
And today we got a great set of tweets that you’re gonna fall in love with!
And you’re going to laugh, of course.
So what do you say, are you ready to get this show on the road?
Let’s get started right now!
1. You look pretty comfortable to me.
Go ahead and take up the whole bed!
Everybody: “I hate sleeping alone”
Me sleeping alone: pic.twitter.com/obkngTLYjO
— Gracie (@wtfjummy) September 13, 2021
2. I feel this tweet deep down in my soul.
Lights out for you!
At my age, I can send a text at 11:32 and be asleep at 11:32:19 😭😭
— ✧ (@Hoelyyfeels) September 13, 2021
3. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.
QuikTrip for the win!
does anyone else have a favorite gas station or do i just form attachments to everything
— makayla edwards (@makaylaedwardss) September 12, 2021
4. I think you nailed it.
Doesn’t sound like a whole lot of fun, honestly…
The Met Gala feels like Comic Con for people who could get you fired for making eye contact
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 13, 2021
5. Yeah, where does that belief come from?
If you go back and actually examine the evidence…
‘boys are less drama’ literally every historical war was started by men
— ･:*☆ asha :･ﾟ★ (@girlmeetcouture) September 13, 2021
6. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that.
Some people just like to mix it up!
I don't have a five year plan because every two years i realize I need a different life
— Queen Spooky Kitten 👻👑👻 (@ElaniKitten) September 12, 2021
7. Those string lights are really something else.
And who needs a career, anyway?
20s life goals: a career
30s life goals: string lights
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) September 14, 2021
8. These are all really good reasons.
You seem really smart!
Reasons to not trust the new iPhone:
– It was developed very quickly
– We don't know its long-term side effects
– It is not FDA approved
– It has a microchip
– I don't know how it will fit in my veins
— joey alison sayers (@joeyalison) September 12, 2021
9. And how did he react to that?
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during this conversation.
Me to my fiancé the night before our wedding: “we still on for tomorrow?”
— 𝓬 (@lovinsins) September 13, 2021
10. That’s what I like to call “turning the tables.”
You did a good thing here.
If u text me "we need to talk" ima say "yes we do" now both our anxieties high af
— Baltimore RIOT! (@Nothavingit) September 13, 2021
11. Looks like we can’t go out to dinner.
Just use it as an excuse to cancel everything. I do.
i automatically think things are cancelled wen it rains idk why
— Social butterfly 🦋 (@wmibaby) September 13, 2021
12. Definitely not the walk of shame.
It’s actually quite comforting.
Me at 2am walking to my bed after falling asleep on the couch.. pic.twitter.com/l5fX9iIlKu
— Egyptian Cotton sheets ONLY 👑 (@haydeebabyy) September 14, 2021
Okay, friends, now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, share some more hilarious tweets with us.
We can’t wait to see what you come up with!