Are you ready to LOL?
I mean, are you REALLY ready to LOL?
Well, you’re in luck, my friends, because we have a heaping helping of hilarious tweets today that are all about one very interesting topic: MARRIAGE.
And we think that these tweets will not only make you laugh, but a bunch of them might even look very familiar to you…because there are some things about marriage that are just universal, as you already know.
Let’s take a look at these hilarious marriage tweets. Start now!
1. That will teach him a lesson.
He shouldn’t have crossed you…
My husband pissed me off so I bought another half-dozen throw pillows for our bed.
— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ? (@3sunzzz) August 9, 2020
2. That’s way too much.
This would drive me insane.
Friend: How many times does your alarm clock go off in the morning?
Me: Oh, I don’t know.
Husband: *shouting from other room* THIRTEEN, DIANE. THIRTEEN.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 4, 2020
3. You were supposed to remind me!
What happened? We had a deal!
The nice thing about being married is you can always blame someone for not reminding you about that thing you forgot.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) August 8, 2020
4. The ultimate marriage flex.
Show them who’s the boss.
Being the first to fall asleep at night is such a marriage flex.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 12, 2020
5. I’m not sure what you’re referring to.
Good luck with your new diet!
My husband just said that “we” are going to start eating healthier.
Still haven’t found who tf he’s talking to.
— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) August 12, 2020
6. I want to know what love is.
And apparently, this is it.
The secret to a successful marriage is to call your wife seven times a day, to help her find her phone
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 13, 2020
7. This marriage is RED HOT.
I’m getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.
My husband and I accidentally brushed hands while unloading the dishwasher so I guess you could say yes, we are very sexually active.
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) August 11, 2020
8. You kind of sound like a baby to me.
I’m just sayin’…
My husband: I’m a grown man. Please stop treating me like a child.
Also my husband: Can you find my jacket? I’m hungry. I need a nap.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) August 14, 2020
9. Okay, tell me what happened again…
Start from the beginning…
You can't have a successful marriage without trust in your spouse to accurately recap what just happened on TV because you were busy looking at your phone.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 11, 2020
10. This is gonna get ugly.
This is when you need really good friends.
Me: on my way over
Friend: u okay?
M: my husband used the guest towels
F: OMG! i'll open wine
— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ? (@3sunzzz) August 15, 2020
11. Ooooh, that’s the good stuff.
Keepin’ the romance alive!
Me: Say those words I love to hear.
Husband: Ugh. Do I have to?
Me: Do it, baby.
Husband: Your package is out for delivery.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) August 11, 2020
12. You don’t want to know that.
Just let it remain a mystery.
the strength of a marriage is based upon honesty, communication, and not knowing each other’s screen time reports
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) August 5, 2020
13. I second this proposal.
It’s a good idea, right?
Marriage licenses should really require background checks.
— Pinky’s Brain (@mack44_d) August 26, 2020
How about you?
Is the old ball and chain (male or female) driving you nuts?
Talk to us in the comments! We’ll be your new therapists!