Wasn’t missing the bus the worst feeling? You stand there helplessly on the sidewalk with your arms waving in the air as the bus speeds down the street away from you.
A boy recently missed the school bus and decided to write his mom a long letter explaining what happened…and it is totally hilarious. We’re talking A+, comedy gold level.
The boy’s sister Sarah shared the letter on Twitter.
never forget the time my brother missed the bus and wrote my mom this note pic.twitter.com/ETqbzW7adN
— 🔮 (@sarahhollidayyy) June 4, 2019
Here’s what the letter said:
“As your son, I regret to inform you that I’ve missed my means of public transportation. I know you must be on a rollercoaster of emotions right now but rest assured, I’ve decided to stay home. This was a tough decision to make while you were gone for 20 minutes.
I’m probably in my bed moping about the fact that I can’t go to school, so please don’t interrupt me. If you require any further assistance, please see the pros/cons chart on the back side.
– First day home this quarter, grades will be fine.
– Today was gonna be a bad one, can’t get over my hair.
– Might become a habit (doubtful)
-You have to call the school and tell them I’ve got polio.”
Sarah then provided an update.
Update since everyone wants to know,
YES. My mom let him stay home. 😂 how could she not?!
— 🔮 (@sarahhollidayyy) June 5, 2019
What a relief. I was hoping Mom would give the kid a break. I mean, it seems to me like he put a ton of work into that letter, right?
Folks on Twitter thought the whole situation was hilarious.
if my kids ain’t funny like this i’m sending them back
— she’s a 𝙡𝙞𝙗𝙧𝙖 (@ashmoon_liberty) June 5, 2019
"Might become a habit (doubtful)" this kid is better than all of us
— ZVAARI (@ZVAARI) June 5, 2019
A whole ass mood pic.twitter.com/48dtbmAeS9
— Belinda (@yourillus1onist) June 5, 2019
things that sent me:
– the impeccable grammar
– the pros and cons
– the fact that he’s a lil boy and he prob wrote this in like 10 minutes
– his adorable handwriting
– “I regret to inform you that I’ve missed my means of public transportation”
THIS IS PEAK COMEDY!!
— 💞angry bisexual💞 (@missmaryn015) June 6, 2019
She’s right: this is peak comedy.
I predict a future for this kid in either creative writing or improv comedy.