Marketing is an essential part of any business, and execs are paid buckets of money to cultivate just the right branding for their companies. This of course includes catchy slogans, but what if those slogans were, yanno, honest?
Let’s find out with these fifteen funny examples.
15. Urban Outfitters
I’m not sure that’s what they mean to convey by “Urban.”
14. HBO GO
Not to be confused with HBO, HBO MAX, HBO NOW, HBO the Hulu add on, your dad just describing Game of Thrones again…
Install it, swipe around, feel self-conscious, delete it again.
12. Amazon Prime
Stay put and welcome in your overlords.
11. Trader Joe’s
What do we really know about this Joe anyway?
10. American Apparel
Should I even be looking at this?
Even we hate us.
I assure you we still exist!
My roommate used to write for them. He knows ALL the rhymes for “love.”
From “I’m sure I’ve got this” to “We’re all gonna die” real quick.
She’s most certainly not born with it.
Providing you pens and lighters that will be stolen in minutes.
Karens of the world, unite.
2. The Onion
We used to be satire before it died.
1. The North Face
Be a true explorer.
If I had an honest slogan for my personal brand, it would probably be something like “Avoid when hungry.”
If you had a slogan for yourself, what would it be?
Tell us in the comments.