Oh, the joys of raising children!
If you have kids, you know there’s never a dull moment!
And we want all the moms and dads out there to enjoy these hilarious tweets about raising those little devils!
Take a look!
1. You know this is true.
That’s disgusting! Where did you learn to do that?! Don’t wipe boogers on Mommy’s pillow!
Wipe it on Daddy’s
— Marl (@Marlebean) April 17, 2014
2. Can you figure this out?
It’s a mystery.
When I wash my kids clothes I know deep down that they’ve not actually worn all of them but I’m unable to prove my suspicions
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) November 2, 2021
3. Don’t do it.
It’s gonna be ugly.
the 5 year old coming out of the bathroom with a “mom! come see what I did!” is the basis of this year’s blockbuster horror film
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) November 1, 2021
4. Sounds great!
He’ll get over it.
My 8yo got so mad at me tonight for forgetting to buy ketchup at the store that he wouldn’t speak to me anymore, in case you’re wondering how being a parent is going.
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) December 7, 2019
5. What’s back there?
Could be anything…
The real Bermuda Triangle is the space in between the wall and my kid’s bed pic.twitter.com/sqzHDV2BQC
— Midge (@mxmclain) November 2, 2021
6. How adorable!
What a cute kid you have there.
My kids always say the cutest things in the morning when I make then breakfast, like “Please don’t burn it again”
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) November 1, 2021
7. It never ends.
A real chatterbox.
Sometimes I feel like my daughter has a set amount of words she absolutely has to get out every day or she’ll explode, and she’s always trying to get to that number when we’re in the truck.
— Dad Named Matt ?? (@mahnamematt) November 1, 2021
8. Tables have turned.
This is true!
Infant Bedtime: Drive around to put the baby to sleep
Toddler Bedtime: Drive around till your spouse gets the kid to sleep
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) October 29, 2021
9. Does this sound familiar?
I bet it does!
If you’ve ever thought ‘Shit, I’m running out of milk, and I don’t have time to go get more milk’… you might be a mom.
— Cry It Out Mom (@CryitoutMom) October 18, 2021
10. Stay out of here.
Your personal zone.
I’m disabling notifications from my kids by locking this bathroom door.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 25, 2021
How are things with your kiddos these days?
Talk to us in the comments.
We’d love an update!