There are jokes, and then there are jokes that throw you for a loop with a major plot twist.
And that’s the sign of a stellar joke. Keep ’em guessing, right?
That’s exactly what these gems do.
1. Why do you ask?
[grocery produce aisle]
ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots?
CLERK: No, why do you ask?
CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) March 19, 2016
2. Wait a second…
I can't believe people don't eat the crust like wtf it's part of the food, it's fantastic even if it doesn't taste the same as the rest of the watermelon
— Slimecicle🦠 (@Slimecicle) June 28, 2019
3. Wouldn’t want to disappoint her.
https://twitter.com/MikeCanRant/status/582518618040107008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fandyneuenschwander%2F18-tweets-with-hilariously-unexpected-endings-1
4. I think I’m gonna be sick.
https://twitter.com/captainkalvis/status/951921495491530752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fandyneuenschwander%2F18-tweets-with-hilariously-unexpected-endings-1
5. You’re not having a good time?
https://twitter.com/hippieswordfish/status/661347394156544000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fandyneuenschwander%2F18-tweets-with-hilariously-unexpected-endings-1
6. Dad jokes are universal.
[gun goes off]
[every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race]
ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway— rusty bustum (@gojarbe) September 5, 2015
7. Might want to have that checked out.
My son was SO cute today, he asked me “dad are clouds candy?” 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked “Dad, what’s the Earth’s defense system?” and then I remembered I don’t have a son and he asked again with his eyes obsidian black “what is the defense system father”
— Dylan (@813Dylann) July 19, 2018
8. They’ll get over it
I was raised as an only child. My siblings took it pretty hard
— 🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 (@WheelTod) April 16, 2016
9. Nice tone, as well.
https://twitter.com/SconesMortensen/status/621760012327743488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fandyneuenschwander%2F18-tweets-with-hilariously-unexpected-endings-1
10. I’m innocent, sir.
https://twitter.com/BRENTHOR/status/545634146119217152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fandyneuenschwander%2F18-tweets-with-hilariously-unexpected-endings-1
11. Who’s to blame here?
accountant: "youre basically broke"
wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff"
me: "lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) October 27, 2015
12. There was a game?
https://twitter.com/rudy_mustang/status/960514390469566469?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fandyneuenschwander%2F18-tweets-with-hilariously-unexpected-endings-1
13. Like a clown car.
TEACHER: please take off your hat in class
*I take off my hat revealing a slightly smaller hat*
ME: I can do this 14 more times— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) January 7, 2015
14. I’m sure she loved that.
*stood on Eiffel tower watching a beautiful sunset*
Sara?
*Gets down on one knee*
*audible gasp*
"Yes?"
Help my knee is made of magnets
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) January 10, 2014
15. Yeah, just keep walking.
Life is short. If you have a crush on someone, walk right up to them then a little past them and just keep going it’s probably not worth it
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) April 20, 2018
I didn’t see that coming! Did you?!?!
Share some of your best twisty and turn-y jokes in the comments and we’ll see how they measure up.
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