You know it and I know it…holiday office parties can get CRAZY.
People have a few drinks, inhibitions start to vanish, and then, BAM!, Dan from Accounting is hanging off the ceiling.
Don’t be like Dan, okay?
And have a few laughs at these tweets about holiday office parties.
1. It is a trap!
Don’t fall for it!
Office holiday party tomorrow after working for (1) week at the new gig. Boss told me they stayed out until 3am at the last one. Sounds like a trap
— Hugh (@lilkeybump44) December 8, 2021
2. Nice to meet you.
Don’t do anything stupid…
Off to my office holiday party where I only know my boss because I’ve been working from home since I was hired
— dula peep (@Brightestchild) December 3, 2021
3. You got it!
This is gonna be good.
boss asked me to make alcoholic punch bowl for our office holiday party. don’t mind if I do ladies pic.twitter.com/GvMd4ccxfo
— adele’s lil bitch boy (@_krobz) November 30, 2021
4. That’s pretty steep.
It should be free for employees!
I really need to write a Screenplay of my office experience…
Boss: “ and we are going to have our holiday party in person and it will be catered. It costs $50 to attend”
Me: is the ham dipped in gold or something?
— Rixas the Christmas Blu’ (@FF14blura) November 30, 2021
5. Nailed it.
And away you go!
my work is doing a secret santa, and my boss just sent me this ? pic.twitter.com/OnqgpATg10
— lils (@luvrjoys) December 6, 2021
6. What a score!
Really brought the party down, huh?
Two years ago that we did Secret Santa at work, one guy gave Maryland cookies & 2 bottles of vitamilk to the person he was paired with ???
— 5’10 tall woman ?????? (@marrgarritah) December 7, 2021
7. That’s all it took.
You’re doing the right thing.
I wasn’t going to go to my office holiday party but three words convinced me: free day drinking.
— ?Kirstie, I’m a Joy to the World ? (@kirstie_talbot) December 8, 2021
8. This is getting weird.
But whatever floats your boat…
Gently stroking the cake I made for the office holiday party and whispering, “I was thinking I could just call in sick and we could spend the day together… alone”
— A Very Brandon Holiday Spectacular (@brandomonium) December 6, 2021
9. Not a coincidence at all.
People lose control at these things.
Out of the blue, HR forced us all to review our workplace sexual harassment training.
The office holiday party is next week.
— Linc Sausage (@UnFitz) December 8, 2021
10. What did you just say?
Your boss crossed the line.
wore my jonas brothers christmas shirt to the office holiday party and my boss said “surprised you don’t have the taylor sweater on too” excuse me
— em (@phiIsthiccbooty) December 8, 2021
Have you ever been to an office party that got out of control?
Share your stories with us in the comments!
Thanks a lot!