I’m gonna make a statement right now and I want you to tell me if this accurately sums up your life…

You and your spouse NEVER fight, you NEVER have disagreements, and every single day is perfect.

I’ll give you a minute…

Okay, now that you’ve stopped laughing hysterically, I want you to enjoy these funny tweets about marriage.

Go ahead and get started!

1. This IS lunch.

Isn’t this romantic?

2. Don’t answer that.

I knew this was coming…

3. I bet she didn’t like this…

Your job is to annoy her.

4. That’s one of the bonuses.

You’re a mindreader now.

5. Something to think about…

Might not be worth it…

6. You nailed it!

Mission accomplished.

7. Join the club.


8. Not even close.

Nice try, though.

9. Why aren’t you asking me more questions?

He’s really blowing it.

10. Didn’t know you had it in you.

Congrats to you!

How’s your marriage going?

Tell us some funny and crazy stories in the comments!

Thanks a lot, friends!