I love it. You love it. We all love it!
What am I talking about, you might be asking yourself?
Well, let me tell you!
I’m talking about hilarious tweets about dads.
Are y’all ready for this?
Let’s have some laughs!
1. Uh oh…
This is how it starts.
“Dad isn’t it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?”
– my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) March 29, 2021
2. She’s right.
Bet you can’t do it twice!
I just made my daughter a grilled cheese and her response was “this is perfect, I bet you can’t do it twice” so yes, she knows how to play the game
— Crockett? (@CrockettForReal) January 14, 2021
3. See how you like it.
A big life lesson.
I ate the last Hot Pocket and left the empty box in the freezer. I think it’s time my kids learn how that shit feels
— Crockett? (@CrockettForReal) September 29, 2021
4. She loves it!
You figured out the formula.
I got my wife the two things she really wanted: some time alone, and knowing that I’m slightly miserable pic.twitter.com/HXegPEvPol
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) May 9, 2021
5. Ouch! That hurts.
They’re not wrong…
8-year-old: *fights with her sisters*
Me: All right, who started it?
8: You did when you had so many kids.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 10, 2021
6. You bet you did!
That’s how it’s done.
Overheard my daughter’s friend on FaceTime telling her Dad to please stop singing because he’s embarrassing her so obviously I did what any Dad would do and finished the chorus for him.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) September 30, 2021
7. Just the way it is.
No way around it.
My kids will be late to school even if we lived inside the school
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) May 25, 2021
8. Are you sure?
Sounds too far-fetched.
There’s an urban legend going around that one time a kid went on a 20 minute car ride without a tablet or fidget toys.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 21, 2021
9. Please stop!
Losing your mind.
when you really need your toddler to stop asking questions for just two goddam minutes pic.twitter.com/zdKUch8yyL
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) September 2, 2021
10. They never end, do they?
It’s getting old!
Stepping down from my job to devote myself full time to reading the emails from my kids schools
— Joseph Birbiglia (@joebirbigs) September 12, 2021
Do you have any funny dad stories to share?
Talk to us in the comments.
We’d love to hear from you!