One of the gifts that keeps on giving on social media is hilarious tweets.
No doubt about it!
These folks bring the funny and they do it on a regular basis.
And today we’re gonna get hit upside the head with another fresh batch!
Let’s check them out!
1. That’ll do it!
They really don’t like that, FYI.
Ruin your teen’s day by singing the wrong words to their favorite song.
— Marl (@Marlebean) December 2, 2021
2. What a day!
Really went off the rails.
Today, a spider bit my 4 y/o. Then, the spider couldn’t find its 4 pairs of shoes & later demanded a grilled cheese with no crust.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 30, 2021
3. Who are you, again?
Can’t seem to place your name…
I have two children because that’s about the number of names I can keep straight.
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) December 2, 2021
4. Just a friendly reminder.
You’re probably right.
i believe i am the sole reason my kids teachers have to send out “friendly reminders”
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) November 29, 2021
5. Invent that now!
You’re gonna make millions.
A WAZE feature that adds 10 minutes to your arrival time to account for buckling your kids in their car seats.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) December 2, 2021
6. Pretty much the same thing.
Whatever works, right?
I don’t own a Roomba vacuum but I do have a dog who follows my kids around while they eat their snacks
— Jacana Mommy (@jacanamommy) December 1, 2021
7. Did you really just say that?
You have no idea!
Me: You need to clean out the guinea pigs’ cage.
9-year-old: They make a mess all the time. You don’t know what it’s like.
Me: *looks directly at camera*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2021
8. All he’s asking for.
Can he make it happen?
Dear Santa, just get my kids out of bed when I ask them the first time.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 2, 2021
9. That doesn’t sound fun.
Those poor children…
“Can you imagine if your dad was Kanye and your step-dad was Pete Davidson?” – 13yo
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 1, 2021
10. Be here before you know it.
6YO: In the country side I can see so many stars
Me: Want to move here?
6YO: Not until I’m ready to retire, so after 3rd grade
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) December 1, 2021
Have you seen any funny parenting tweets lately?
Share them with us in the comments.
We can’t wait to hear from you!