Remember that old song by Steppenwolf?
The one where they said to “get your motor running”?
You know the one I’m talking about…
And we’re gonna do that today with some funny tweets!
Go ahead and get started now!
1. That would get me in trouble.
I can’t resist a good taco…
I wish taco trucks came down the block like ice cream trucks do🥴
— ᴋᴇᴇʙᴀʙʏ🤩💚 (@da_keebabyy) December 6, 2021
2. First things first.
You got it all figured out.
Finally got my skincare routine down, time to get cracking on my career
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) December 6, 2021
3. Now I’m depressed.
Where did the time go…?
You’re meaning to tell me that John, Paul, George, AND Ringo are all younger than I am in Get Back…..?!?!?!?!?!?!
— Lara Regan Kleinschmidt (@LTKleinschmidt) November 30, 2021
4. This is right on.
No doubt about it!
Biking in NYC “just for fun” is a cute way to brag about having health insurance
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) December 6, 2021
5. It’s true.
Every single time.
As a cat owner, you are contractually obligated to say ‘oooo, big stretch!’ whenever your cat does the big stretch.
— memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish) December 6, 2021
6. Right about this.
You know it!
damn he got a point pic.twitter.com/ZsHffBJems
— vae 🧛🏼♀️ (@vaeredd) December 9, 2021
7. It was a wild one.
And not in a great way…
so much has happened this year it feels like i lived 3 years in one
— ❀ (@cosyluv) December 6, 2021
8. Whatever you gotta do.
We’re all motivated in different ways.
sometimes getting iced coffee is less about the coffee and more about finding the motivation to get up, put on a stupid little outfit, walk out the door and start your day
— Evy☕️ (@poison_evyy) December 5, 2021
9. Funny how that works.
Even if it’s kind of ridiculous.
$16 bottle of wine: outrageous. what am i, a prince?
$16 cocktail: I guess this seems about right
— trash jones (@jzux) December 6, 2021
10. A round of applause!
For me, I mean.
Just completed a 3 minute task I put off for 4 months, everyone clap pic.twitter.com/rpbx0ccZrv
— grant👨🏻🦱 (@urdadssidepiece) December 5, 2021
Now we want to hear from you.
Share some more funny tweets with us in the comments.
You can do it!