Oh, boy, here we go again…

It’s time to hear from moms and dads out there who are really in the thick of it, you know what I’m saying?

They’re dealing with the down and dirty parts of parenting…but at least we get some funny tweets out of it!

Take a look!

1. That’s rough.

We wish you luck…

Parenthood is mostly wanting to sleep. But before you can, you have to make sure other people who never want to sleep fall asleep.

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) February 3, 2022

2. She got carried away.

Just being honest…

Busted my 10 y/o daughter finishing my ice cream and she said, “sorry, I saw it and I missed you because you weren’t here so I had a bite and then I got carried away.” I think she just began her career in politics.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) February 17, 2022

3. It’s good for you!

Go with Option B.

You can spend five minutes trying to fish the egg shell out of the pancake batter, or, and hear me out, you can leave it and tell your kids it’s good luck to get the pancake with the eggshell

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 30, 2022

4. No respect!

These darn kids…

parenting is hard but so rewarding! like this morning I told my three year old “I love you honey” and she looked up at me with her sweet little face and said “I don’t love you. i only love daddy, and dinosaurs.”

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 2, 2022

5. I wish this was true.

You’ll never sleep in again.

have kids so they can run into your room at six am yelling, “MOM ITS THE WEEKEND! WE DON’T HAVE TO WAKE UP BECAUSE ITS THE WEEKEND!”

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) February 19, 2022

6. This is very accurate.

You nailed it!

Babies love to sweep everything off the tray of their high chair onto the ground while yelling at everyone in sight, like tiny angry police captains from crime shows.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) February 1, 2022

7. They need some alone time.

It is what it is.

Turns out the parents that get in line for school pickup super early just want some alone time to scroll their phones and listen to songs with bad words in them.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 7, 2022

8. Got a comedian on your hands.

That might not be a good thing.

My 11 y/o daughter told me woodworking was the best strategy to make money so I played along and asked why. She said because it “would work” and I’m not sure what she’s up to but there’s only room for one dad in this house.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) January 25, 2022

9. A round of applause, please.

It went to his head already.

My son received applause from strangers today for the first time (held up his airplane to a group of construction workers) and he is permanently ruined. Muttered “Dey loved me” for 45 minutes. Wanted to go back to “All the clapping men.” Where’s the book on raising Sally Field?

— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) January 19, 2022

10. That’s a lofty goal.

We wish you luck.

We are trying to be those people with cereal in clear containers but I just don’t know if we have it in us.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 13, 2022

Now it’s your turn!

Do us a favor and share some more funny tweets with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!