What kind of mom or dad are you if you can’t be petty to your kids once in a while, right?
You know that’s the truth!
And today we’re gonna see some of the best of the best!
Check out these funny (and petty) things parents did to their kids…you might even get some ideas.
1. Oh, boy…
This is gonna get ugly.
My mom is so petty😂🤣… she asked my lil sis to clean the kitchen before she goes out with her friends and my sis said she’ll be late she’ll do it after.. so when she was in the shower my mom took all three of her wigs, makeup bag and drove off 😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭
— Bosi 🇰🇪 (@lakenyaa3) July 11, 2018
2. You better believe it.
Never ends well…
Few people are as petty as mothers in a PTA meeting or classroom parents on a group chat hitting the Reply All button 😂
— Just a Girl in the World (@TrulyTafakari) June 14, 2018
3. Thanks, Mom.
This is what they do best.
my ex posted a pic of him & his newest fling on facebook, & the caption was “ain’t she pretty” & my mom’s petty ass commented “no not really” 😂😭😂😭😂😩
— madi (@madison_lashane) October 26, 2017
4. All for Mommy.
Out of the way, you little creeps!
This is a good time for self reflection and goal achievement, like for example I didn’t know it was possible for me to eat an entire bag of pasta out of spite for my children who decided they no longer eat macaroni and cheese. Mommy wanted it all, motherfuckers
— Stephanie Wyeld (@steph_the_twit) April 9, 2020
5. All are very solid options.
Which one do you like best?
Chick Flick Titles For Moms:
– Sleepless Is The Battle
– Petty Woman
– How To Lose Your Mind In 10 Days
– 27 Stresses
– The Devil Wears Nada
– Snotting Hill
– You’ve Got Kale
– 10 Things I Hate About Poo
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) November 14, 2018
6. Santa needs to go.
It’s been a long time coming…
So we’re going to do the whole Santa nonsense with our girls…
Am I petty for not wanting Santa to get credit for all the gifts that *I* am purchasing?
— Parentalgrit (@ParentalGrit) December 17, 2018
7. This is epic.
They’re gonna be upset. Win!
The kids were being less than cooperative this morning…
as payback, I am playing “Wake Me Up, Before You Go Go” by Wham while they try to eat breakfast …
— Benjamin W. Bass (@TheDarkRabbit) January 15, 2020
8. Hahaha! Yes!
Mother of the Year.
If I’m not this petty as a mom then I’m doing the whole parenting thing wrong https://t.co/DHqA2hUemr
— Don Jules (@livinglikejulia) February 17, 2017
9. Thoughts on this one?
Dad really threw down the gauntlet.
no twitter drama will ever compare to my own father subtweeting me into the ground https://t.co/Jbmn49tq0s
— Lukas Thoms (@LukasThoms) August 11, 2017
10. Doing it the right way!
We’re proud of you!
Whenever Norah’s working my nerves I answer Dora’s questions before she gets the chance.
That’s petty parenting level 100. pic.twitter.com/3ftitiL84I
— Julie Patterson (@JazzieJynx) July 19, 2020
Okay, parents, now we want to hear from you!
In the comments, please tell us about some funny things you’ve done to your kids.
We’d love to hear from you!