Are you feeling hungry right now? If not, you’re going to by the end of this list.
These tweets are all about treats – a hilarious celebration of everything food and the horrible, delicious habits we all form around said food. You might even want to go make some popcorn or something and munch along, these tweets are that compelling and entertaining.
Prepare yourself for a snack attack.
10. Urgent hunger
I call this my fry fund and it is sacred.
me, being responsible: I’ll keep this $20 in my car in case of an emergency
me, 6 hours later: well this is a Baconator emergency if I’ve ever seen one
— tignotaro (@TigNotaro) November 8, 2019
9. Why dough
We need to stand up against those who would have us lead a lesser life.
Everyone is brave in their own way. I, for one, am not afraid of raw cookie dough.
— ᗪeᐯiᒪKittyᔕᑌᑭeᖇᔕtᗩᖇ™ (@SugarMagicSpice) May 10, 2020
8. Taking stock
Maybe if I do a dance or something the gods will show me favor.
Me checking the fridge for 13th time hoping something new to appear
Fridge : pic.twitter.com/gKJgOehXPO
— Salman Hussain (@Salman_sinn) September 4, 2020
7. Filled to the brim
Endless chips and salsa is really the thing I’m rooting for most.
There's the feeling of being full.
Then there's the feeling of being at a Mexican restaurant & having your entree come out after you've pounded 3 baskets of chips & salsa.
Do I miss that feeling?
Ok, a little bit.
— Cure Fan Carl Tapia (@ThatCarlTapia) November 16, 2020
6. Innovation at its weirdest
I’m convinced that whole company is just as high as their customers.
The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreos have come up with
— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) September 24, 2020
5. Reinventing the wheel
Ok but he’s just gonna get all yelly again.
Ask your doctor if eating an entire wheel of Brie for dinner tonight is right for you. pic.twitter.com/xOupJqLo1I
— Cassandra Ho Ho Ho’ing In Place (@aclevergirl) June 9, 2015
4. Thank you, next
If you skipped the bun you could save on happiness too.
Don't tell me how to live.
— Spike-X Is Dissssssappointed (@SpikeEcks) October 12, 2017
3. The food train
And what about second breakfast?
Get you a friend who will talk about what you’re planning to get for dinner while you’re still at lunch.
— bigshotbill (@bigshotbill) August 25, 2018
2. A clean break
Everything’s better with a little snack.
If you're having trouble motivating yourself to take a shower every day, might I suggest pic.twitter.com/GD2xHkXXYz
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) April 21, 2020
1. The happy dance
Yeah, I get it. It’s like a little wiggle thing.
The fattest thing I do is dance during a good bite.
— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) August 16, 2020
It’s time to wrap this up and not just because I’ve run out of food tweets. The two hot pockets I put in the microwave simultaneously out of impatience are done and I can’t wait to see how badly that turned out.
What’s your go-to snack?
Tell us about it in the comments.