I never received an A+ in anything (come to think of it, I don’t even think I ever actually got a B+), so that’s why I got so very excited to be able to present some funny tweets to you that all received the highest grade possible!

Hey, if this is the closest I get to being perfect, I’m gonna have to live with that.

You gotta take the good things in this life when you can, ya know…?

Anyway, these tweets are all hilarious and are clearly Ivy League material, so check them out and we think you’ll feel pretty smart!

1. They’re not really dependable, are they?

Might as well just throw them all in the dumpster.

2. Honey, dinner’s ready.

Thanks, Mom! I mean…my boyfriend…

3. This really does not look good.

For any of the parties involved.

4. Trust me, you wouldn’t like this.

But maybe it would help her tummy? Just a thought…

5. Honey…where are you?

That’s kind of infuriating, isn’t it?

6. Your version is gonna be WAY better.

It’s time to put him in his place.

7. That’s all it takes in that world!

You passed the ultimate test!

8. Does this sound like your life right now?

It sure sounds like mine!

9. You really blew it this time.

Get your sh*t together!

10. Hey, we have a lot in common!

I do the exact same thing!

Okay, you know the drill…

Now it’s your turn to make us laugh!

In the comments, share some funny tweets you’ve seen lately that you think we’d like.

Thanks a lot!