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It’s time for LOTS OF LAUGHS!
Or is LAUGHING OUT LOUD?
I’ve heard people say both things, so I’m on the fence…
Maybe you can help us out!
While you contemplate that big question, enjoy these funny tweets!
1. Funny how that works.
I’m not a fan of that place.
Doctor’s office: We value your privacy.
Also doctor’s office: Now step on this scale in front of everybody.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 9, 2021
2. What am I supposed to do with this?
Thanks for nothing…
people who give plants as gifts are the worst like thank you for the responsibility??
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) December 8, 2021
3. Do you really need that?
What about your Aqua Socks?
Someone explain to me why I pack for vacation like I’m a completely different human being…
WHO IS THIS FEDORA FOR?!?!
— Deena Lang (@itsdeenalang) August 14, 2020
4. I agree.
We all need friends like this.
Friends who let you cancel plans in peace are elite.
— Dylan Farella (@dfarella) December 6, 2021
5. Owning up to it.
What a guy!
Just pulled into a DQ drive thru for a blizzard. Dude tells me they’re out or Reese’s. I say no problem not your fault. He dead ass goes “that’s where you’re wrong. I do the ordering and I’ve been slacking.” ☠️ ?
— Big Blue Drew (@BigBlueDrew33) December 4, 2021
6. Just take it easy.
They are a little bit overdramatic.
there’s something that really embarrasses me about windshield wipers going at their highest speed. it’s like i know u have a job to do but you guys are kind of freaking out
— damien (@damienkronfeld) December 5, 2021
7. Never thought of it that way.
Kind of rude…
imagine you were a whale and you were breaking up with your whale girlfriend and humans recorded your conversation and put it on spotify to fall asleep to, that would be so fucked up
— laura-blaise (@BlaisinSquad) June 12, 2020
8. Sure, why not?
You know you do this.
$16 bottle of wine: outrageous. what am i, a prince?
$16 cocktail: I guess this seems about right
— trash jones (@jzux) December 6, 2021
9. Odd, isn’t it?
I don’t trust them!
computers love asking you to prove that you’re not a robot while literally being a whole robot
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) December 9, 2021
10. Whatever works.
You do you.
just got my stupid little 7 dollar coffee to fill the void and now i’m gonna stare at my stupid little thousand dollar phone to fill the void. anyway the void is not full
— chrissy chlapecka (@chrissychlapp) November 21, 2021
Have you seen any hilarious tweets lately?
If so, share some good ones with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!