Hey, I think we can agree that we’re all pretty busy these days, right?
You know that’s a fact, Jack!
So why waste your time with stuff that gonna take forever and ever to make you laugh.
Uh uh, we do the exact opposite of that here.
And these tweets are gonna make you laugh in NO TIME.
Check them out!
1. In a vicious cycle.
Can you break it?
Every morning I am sooooo tired and yet every night I just tap tap tap tap at this little rectangle I hate
— Meredith Haggerty (@manymanywords) December 17, 2021
2. This is true.
They think people in their 30s are ancient.
this is what TikTok commenters think 32 year old women look like pic.twitter.com/Ltl6dC7BLY
— Erika W. Smith (@erikawynn) December 16, 2021
3. This is a metaphor for our world right now.
Try to stay afloat!
my nyc ass tryna stay afloat on this new covid wave pic.twitter.com/HI7UAOcqc7
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) December 17, 2021
4. I’m with you!
When will it end…?
Some personal news: I can’t do this anymore!
— Grant Ginder (@GrantGinder) December 18, 2021
5. I don’t even know what Andre is.
Can you tell me?
This restaurant is charging $36 for bottles of Andre. I’m about to call the sheriff.
— Big L (@itslinzzzz) December 19, 2021
6. Too old to drink.
This one hurts.
if you remember cingular wireless, put that 3rd drink down. you’ll feel it for a solid 18 hours tomorrow.
— Malaika Jabali (@MalaikaJabali) December 19, 2021
7. Pretty much.
I lost mine in the late ’90s…
the dmv is mainly about sending you on a quest to find your birth certificate
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) December 17, 2021
8. This is horrifying.
No thank you!
I logged onto Facebook for two seconds and this is what I see pic.twitter.com/dDVII0jWwN
— Alexa Lisitza (@AlexaLisitza) January 6, 2022
9. That’s right!
That’s all you need, really.
idk what you guys are talking about .. the american school system is perfect?? I have no financial literacy but I do know how to square dance
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) January 5, 2022
10. They’re good!
Gotta give them that…
Every year on NYE I think “no way they can turn this number into glasses” and every year I am wrong
— lola (@bolaluncher) February 9, 2021
We wanna keep on laughing!
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Thanks a lot!