I remember when I started my first job when I was a teenager and my boss told me he was 30-years-old.
I could hardly believe my ears! You’re 30-freakin’-years-old, I thought to myself…?
I’m not gonna lie, I thought the guy sounded ancient.
And now here we are all these years later…30 has come and gone for me and time just continues to fly by faster than ever.
But I will say that while my thirties were fun, it’s also when I really started to feel a little bit older…and these funny tweets hit the nail on the head.
1. Enjoy that Advil!
You’re gonna need it!
Breakfast after a two drink night in your 30s pic.twitter.com/5WvFLsKRxb
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) July 14, 2020
2. It’s a major bummer.
I thought you loved me, pizza…
I can't believe how many foods are betraying me in my thirties. After everything we've been through together. There is no such thing as loyalty.
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) March 8, 2020
3. Now I’m depressed.
It went by so fast…
You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."
Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) December 6, 2016
4. It’s all downhill from here.
You had a good run.
Welcome to your 30s you genuinely say things like “ wow, I love your backsplash “
— Heather #BLM🏳️🌈 (@dishs_up) October 5, 2018
5. They are the bomb!
You’ll get there someday, too!
Nobody warns you how excited you’ll be about orthopedic pillows in your 30s
— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) April 3, 2021
6. Wait until you start hearing it in elevators…
That’s a whole different experience.
Me, in my teens: This radio station is playing my jams.
Me, in my 20s: This bar is playing my jams.
Me, in my 30s: This grocery store is playing my jams.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 17, 2020
7. Living on the edge.
Ready to walk on the wild side?
Getting lit in my 30s is eating a slice a pizza without taking Lactaid first.
— Natasha Rothwell (@natasharothwell) February 25, 2019
8. Mine is elbow macaroni.
Funny how that works…
by your thirties you should have a pasta shape you vehemently despise for no particular reason. mine’s rotini.
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 25, 2020
9. Welcome to your 30s.
I’m on board with this idea.
A bar whose whole gimmick is not playing loud music so people can hear each other and it’s called Your 30s so they can say “welcome to Your 30s”
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 1, 2018
10. It’s almost over.
Just enjoy the rest of it.
General pain in my 20s: "Hmmm this is annoying."
General pain in my 30s: "So, I guess this is how it all ends. I've had a good run."
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 20, 2018
11. You’ll have to go to the bathroom a lot, but it’s worth it.
You don’t want to be hungover, do you?
Avoid hangovers in your thirties by drinking 16 gallons of water for every glass of wine.
— Gennefer Gross IS VACCINATED!!! (@Gennefer) August 19, 2013
Now we want to hear from you.
If you’re in your thirties (or even past that decade), tell us how your old bones are holding up.
We look forward to it!
Thanks so much, fam!