I’m going to paint you a picture and you tell me if it sounds familiar.
You wake up, you mutter a few words under your breath, and then you go about your monotonous day…and you just repeat that cycle over and over…
Well, that ends today, friends!
Because we have a batch of funny tweets that are gonna make you laugh AND put some much-needed pep in your step.
Are you ready to be energized?
Let’s get it started!
1. And now it’s your turn again…
Just keep it going ’round and ’round.
I'm afraid my friends and I are all Venmo-ing each other the same $20 at this point
— Queen Kitten ? (@ElaniKitten) October 9, 2021
2. I can’t even find someone I like after five years.
Slim pickings out there, folks!
serial daters are terrifying like how do you even find someone you like that much multiple times a year
— bex (@defnotbex) October 9, 2021
3. It was predetermined what would happen to me…
And none of it was good…
do u ever just examine ur interests from ages 6-14 and realize you simply never had any choice except to become the way you are
— julia (@juliaereck) October 10, 2021
4. I’m assuming you didn’t score that night…?
Just a hunch I have…
This woman last night at the club looked at me & said "awwwwh" & hugged me. I said "damn I look that good tonight?". She said "no I just see the pain in your eyes" pic.twitter.com/FQvrN62wGL
— TY-RIN (@GothamCityGoon) September 25, 2021
5. Could be a good career move.
Just give it a shot!
this had me screaming at the drive-thru yesterday omg pic.twitter.com/kAmcwP32mb
— ZÉ TAYLOR (@thezetaylor) October 10, 2021
6. Even Freddy is bummed out these days.
What else can go wrong…?
"been chasing people in their dreams so long i forgot to chase my own" pic.twitter.com/lbEe3ldbRO
— َ (@SpookyGothLoser) October 10, 2021
7. This drives me crazy every single time.
Who do you think you’re talking to?!?!
when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me
— i praydalor my sodakeep (@almondtiddies) October 10, 2021
8. This is just weird…
No other way to describe it…
As if this year could get any worse I just met a dog named amanda
— connor Wood (@fibulaa) October 9, 2021
9. That’s one way to look at it…
I really admire your work…
choosing to see my cat as an artist pic.twitter.com/BieBvJL9z3
— Emily Bernstein (@emilybern) October 10, 2021
10. Yeah, that guy is pretty creepy about the whole chocolate thing…
Get over it, dude!
Willy Wonka is so weird. I’ve had chocolate too bro. Not gonna act all weird because of it
— pj evans (@pjayevans) October 10, 2021
11. Trailers these days, I tell ya…
I will say they DEFINITELY give too much of the story away. It’s lame!
EVERY MOVIE TRAILER NOW:
We hear a single piano key play.
A shot of a basketball court at dusk.
Sally Field [V.O.] “Your grandfather was…complicated. There’s a lot you don’t know, can’t understand.”
A children’s choir starts singing “In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins.
— Emmy Potter (@emmylanepotter) October 10, 2021
Now it’s your turn!
Share some funny tweets in the comments with us and make us laugh.
We’d love to hear from you!