I’m gonna be straight with you: if you have a filthy, no-good, in-the-gutter mind, then you’re in the right place today!
And I’m right there with you!
So what do you say we enjoy each other’s company and make our minds even a little dirtier today?
Does that sound like a plan?
Let’s get ‘er done, fellow creeps!
1. Well, which one is it?
I bet I know…I see you up there!

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2. They’ll learn sooner or later.
And tell Dad you did this.

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3. What is that little kid doing here?!?!
Couldn’t find a babysitter, I guess.

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4. Put those down!
Well, that was embarrassing.

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5. Do you see it?
I bet you see it…

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6. Be on the lookout.
They’re coming from all directions!

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7. You never know.
Also, she doesn’t look like she’d be a lot of fun at parties.

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8. You nailed it!
Now she’s in love with you!

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9. Well, this didn’t end very well.
Learn how to park, people!

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10. This conversation went way off the rails.
But you love it, don’t you?

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11. I wouldn’t get too close to that truck if I were you.
Just a friendly suggestion.

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Now it’s your turn!
In the comments, share some more funny memes with us that you think we’ll love.
We can’t wait to hear from you!