I’m gonna be straight with you: if you have a filthy, no-good, in-the-gutter mind, then you’re in the right place today!

And I’m right there with you!

So what do you say we enjoy each other’s company and make our minds even a little dirtier today?

Does that sound like a plan?

Let’s get ‘er done, fellow creeps!

1. Well, which one is it?

I bet I know…I see you up there!

2. They’ll learn sooner or later.

And tell Dad you did this.

3. What is that little kid doing here?!?!

Couldn’t find a babysitter, I guess.

4. Put those down!

Well, that was embarrassing.

5. Do you see it?

I bet you see it…

6. Be on the lookout.

They’re coming from all directions!

7. You never know.

Also, she doesn’t look like she’d be a lot of fun at parties.

8. You nailed it!

Now she’s in love with you!

9. Well, this didn’t end very well.

Learn how to park, people!

10. This conversation went way off the rails.

But you love it, don’t you?

11. I wouldn’t get too close to that truck if I were you.

Just a friendly suggestion.

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, share some more funny memes with us that you think we’ll love.

We can’t wait to hear from you!