Don’t you just love it when things are RIGHT ON THE MONEY?
I know I do, ladies and germs!
And these tweets are great examples of exactly what I’m talking about.
Are you ready to laugh and have a good time?
Let’s get it started right now!
1. I like it!
Feel free to use that.
my 4yo calls my small guitar a ukulady
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) October 17, 2021
2. It’s gonna be a long day.
Good luck to you…
been searching for my 4 year old’s dog who is lost somewhere in this house. her… imaginary dog. we still haven’t found him. she’s crying. pic.twitter.com/Y09wJ7LIQT
— BigggRed? (@geemilfin) October 17, 2021
3. Uh oh…
She’s a handful.
Walked in on 10 sneaking Halloween candy and when I asked her what she’s doing, she looked me dead in the eye and said, “Practicing.”
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) October 20, 2021
4. Now they’re tormented for life.
Good job!
My 12yo is into scary movies but complained they aren’t scary enough so we just watched The Descent and wow you don’t always know when you fuck up as a parent but this was a big one.
— Andrew O. (@TheOrvedahl) October 18, 2021
5. You’re never sleeping again.
Just a little FYI.
Me: Go to bed.
5-year-old: I have to do one thing first.
Me: What?
5: Stay awake forever.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 22, 2021
6. You’re gonna need them.
No doubt about it!
after my son asked my daughter to play “dragon ninjas” i walked over and got the box of band-aids without a second thought
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) October 17, 2021
7. You have two?
That’s a new one!
6YO: My tummy hurts
Me: Must be the bag of cookies you ate
6YO: It’s the other one, not my cookie tummy
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 17, 2021
8. This is gonna be brutal.
We wish you luck!
I’m not saying my husband and I are scared of our teen daughter but we just rock-paper-scissored to see who has to wake her up.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 16, 2021
9. Okay, got it.
Whatever you say…
My son would like you know that he was NOT SLEEPING during the movie he was JUST LISTENING.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 18, 2021
10. How can you explain this to her?
You might just have to move.
My 4 year old had a meltdown this morning because she wants to move to California.
We live in California.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) October 21, 2021
11. She knows what she’s doing.
Smart kid.
My 5yo asked if she could have a brownie and I started to say no cause it was too close to dinner and she said, “please your highness”. So I asked her where that came from and she said matter of factly, “cause you’re my Queen.” So anyway, she’s now having brownies for dinner.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) October 18, 2021
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
If so, please share them with us!
Do it in the comments!
