I need a laugh and I need one right now, godda**it!

And lucky for me, the batch of tweets below are F-U-N-N-Y.

Oh, you don’t believe me?

Well, I guess the only thing you can really do is look for yourself, right?

Check them out for yourself and have some laughs on us!

1. What a bummer.

I got excited for a minute…

“oh ur parents are divorced u get 2 xmases” nah these bitches split the budget exactly evenly it’s 1 Christmas just in 2 apartments 20 miles apart

— Maddy Smith (@somaddysmith) December 24, 2021

2. What did I do last night?

Yes, we’ve all done this…

You ever read the Notes on your phone and wonder what you were on?

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 24, 2021

3. It was a long night.

Better luck tonight!

wide awake and trying to calm down after being visited by the ghost of christmas past (regret), christmas present (depression) and christmas future (anxiety)

— maura quint (@behindyourback) December 25, 2021

4. I don’t know what the hell this guy is talking about.

Can anyone help me out?

There are no “Good” King Wenceslases. Every King Wenceslas is a policy failure.

— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) December 24, 2021

5. I’m here for this.

I bet you are, too!

truly nothing better than a wide shot in muppet movie, when you get to see the whole muppet body pic.twitter.com/MEv5NNsMIT

— river butcher ? (@rivbutcher) December 25, 2021

6. I don’t want to think about that.

Great, now I can’t get that visual out of my head.

In a human centipede situation, only the first guy needs a mask!

— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) December 23, 2021

7. I’m not into this idea.

You might get yourself into some trouble.

Can’t wait to whisper this into a stranger’s neck at the outlet mall tomorrow ? pic.twitter.com/5rLRNvXtGK

— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) December 24, 2021

8. I’ve been wondering the same thing.

They’re all the rage!

I bought an air fryer. What happens now?

— marc maron (@marcmaron) December 24, 2021

9. I’m terrible at this.

Never got the hang of it!

Every gift I wrap either looks like it was wrapped by Martha Stewart or a 3-year-old. There is no in between.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 24, 2021

10. That figures…

He needed a break!

Just came downstairs and Santa is on my couch streaming the new Matrix movie.

— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) December 25, 2021

11. Hahaha. Yes.

It’s all true!

Do you think in the Middle Ages people were like “Okay does literally everyone have the plague right now? Lol I feel like every person I’ve ever met has the plague right now”

— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) December 24, 2021

What are some of the funniest tweets you’ve seen lately?

Please share some good ones with us in the comments.

Thanks a lot!