I don’t want any of you to think I know everything there is to know about tweets, but I really believe these tweets are gonna make you happy.
Actually, I think they’re gonna make you LAUGH OUT LOUD, or “LOL” as the kids are saying these days.
Does that sound like a plan?
Get started now!
1. Why not?
Join the club!
maybe in 2022 I’ll start taking pictures
— ms.petite (@Annabeellaaax) December 4, 2021
2. Drink more coffee!
sleepiest girl in the world award goes to me
— TあMMY (@TAMMYMAMl) December 5, 2021
3. Time really flies.
So you better enjoy it!
One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.
— Ashlynne Gross (@Ashlynne_Gross) December 4, 2021
4. Just being honest.
Good for you!
MY PARENTS DIDN’T RAISE A QUITTER!! They raised ᵃ ᴾʳᵒᶜʳᵃˢᵗᶦⁿᵃᵗᵒʳ
— աҽíցҽʍ ? (@Weigem__) December 4, 2021
5. Me, too.
We could all use some more free time!
I miss when weekends were actual weekends and not “days to finish all the work you couldn’t do during the week due to working all the time.” It’s giving “hell on earth”
— Dewayne Perkins (@DewaynePerkins) December 4, 2021
6. Don’t freak out!
Just take it easy…
there’s something that really embarrasses me about windshield wipers going at their highest speed. it’s like i know u have a job to do but you guys are kind of freaking out
— damien (dima) (@damienkronfeld) December 5, 2021
7. Funny how that works.
The Proximity Paradox: the closer an event is to my home, the more likely I am to be late
— Emily McKenna Winter (@EmilyMcWinter) December 5, 2021
8. That’s me!
I don’t like tardiness.
the most fun person in a group is actually the “please be on time this place won’t seat us until we’re all there” friend, i’ve decided.
— caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings) December 5, 2021
9. Is that too much to ask?
I don’t think so.
I’m a simple girl. I only need coffee, snacks and one (1) life changing email
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) December 6, 2021
10. You know it!
Don’t say a word to me.
You don’t need to talk to people in the elevator. You can just stand there.
— J.P. McDade (@jp_mcdade) December 6, 2021
11. I don’t believe you.
Looks pretty dull to me.
mfs be like “last night was a movie” pic.twitter.com/ujrx3rR39m
— flaco ? (@ohokayandresito) December 4, 2021
How about you?
Have you seen some funny tweets lately?
If so, share them with us in the comments!