Some of us have reached the point in this crisis where we’re about to LOSE IT.
I mean totally and completely lose our shit in a major way.
Being locked inside sucks…and doing it with someone who tends to get on your nerves…well, that’s just a recipe for disaster, now isn’t it?
The couples behind these tweets are really learning a lot about each other…maybe too much, actually.
Let’s see how these folks are dealing with their significant others during lockdown.
1. Which one is worse?
Hang in there, buddy…
Here’s 2 things I’ve learned during this quarantine
1) I need “nicer” sweat pants
2) my wife hates me
— Mark Lombardi (@LombardiSIC) April 14, 2020
2. Better be careful around this one.
Is he practicing social distancing from you?
At this point in our quarantine love story, I’ve become a much bigger threat to my husband than any virus.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) April 12, 2020
3. Things are getting a little testy.
Just try to avoid each for a few days and then see what happens.
I don’t want to say the quarantine has changed me, but I will murder my husband if he keeps calling his Suburban a “truck.”
— Mommy Meme Jeans (@mommymemejeans) April 9, 2020
4. You are now in the Friend Zone.
Well, that’s gotta be pretty awkward.
I just friend zoned my husband. This quarantine is going well.
— ????? (@Cerra__) April 14, 2020
5. Anything for some peace and quiet.
What did you do to cause this, ma’am?
I spent about 20 minutes searching our entire house and yard for my husband and it turned out he had snuck into the backseat of the car to take a nap, if anyone’s looking for quarantine hacks
— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 15, 2020
6. That sounds like a great game!
Just let him do his thing.
I’d like to praise my husband, who has really upped his laundry-folding game in quarantine, without having to play a single round of Why Are You Doing It That Way?
— Lizzie O'Leary (@lizzieohreally) April 16, 2020
7. Don’t let him know how annoyed you are yet.
Have you thought about a ski mask?
I need a full face mask during this quarantine so my husband can’t see me rolling my eyes or cussing under my breath.
— Girl On Tapas ? (@girlontapas) April 9, 2020
8. Just screaming at the wall, mostly.
But still, a lot of talking is going on…
My husband and I have spent a lot more time talking since this whole quarantine began. Not to each other, but still.
— Emma Beasley? (@JustBeingEmma) April 10, 2020
9. The game that keeps on giving.
It’s a blast!
My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners
— Eric Spiegelman (@ericspiegelman) April 4, 2020
10. I don’t think she liked that.
You’re sleeping on the couch. Forever.
Me: *yelling through the front door* THANKS FOR THE DELIVERY. JUST LEAVE THE GROCERIES ON THE DOORSTEP.
Wife: let me in the fucking house.
— dADDisms (@Beagz) March 28, 2020
11. The final nail in the coffin.
It was just too much to handle.
Quarantine Day 2, Hour 689- I’ve become very aware of my husband’s toenails and I’d like to be voted off the island now.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) March 17, 2020
12. Only two people out there…
This situation might be a game-changer.
something I’ve learned during quarantine, there are 2 kinds of people in this new world:
2. My wife
— emma schwartz (@heyemmahey) April 13, 2020
Yowza…let’s all say a special prayer for these folks and hope that they don’t ring each others’ necks before this thing is over.
Now it’s your turn to sound off!
In the comments, let us know how you’re getting along with your significant other.
Give us all the dirt!