How many times have you been asked this before…”so, what do you do?”

It’s enough to drive anyone crazy! And, unless you’re an astronaut or a CIA assassin or something, chances are that your response is pretty…boring.

But those days are over now! Thanks to a Twitter user named Jeremy Padawer, you can now have a little fun when you describe your profession.

Poorly explain what you do for a living.

— Jeremy Padawer (@JeremyCom) October 17, 2020

Let’s get silly with folks on Twitter and see how they answered this question.

1. History professor!

I think I’m right on this one.

I tell people who are 18-22 years old things they should have learned much earlier but America was too racist to tell them.

— Rebecca Hamlin (@hamlinr1) October 18, 2020

2. Survival tactics.

It’s best to be prepared.

I teach small children to light fires and use knives. And sometimes I tell them all to hide in the woods.

— Rachel Summers (@curiouswilds) October 18, 2020

3. Either boxing or MMA.

That’s what I’m thinking…

I help mildly dehydrated people in their underwear punch other such people within a metal enclosure.

— Coach Kavanagh (@John_Kavanagh) October 18, 2020

4. Teachers for the win!

Keep up the good work!

I silently judge 18 year olds for 5 hours a day, then I review their work and judge them again, but this time on a graded scale. I then I make lists of my judgements of them. Plus, I get to discuss economics and US Government all day.

— The Bitter Proffit (@bitterproffit) October 18, 2020

5. Now I’m stumped.

Could be a bunch of different things.

I poorly explain things for a living.

— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) October 18, 2020

6. Writing can be tough.

Keep it up!

I constantly try to rearrange the 26 letters of the alphabet in new and exciting ways

— N.R. Walker (@NR_Walker) October 18, 2020

7. Sounds good to me.

And more people need to pay attention to you.

I try to explain why people shouldn’t vote against their own interests no matter what commercials say

— Rob Anderson (@RobAnderson2018) October 18, 2020

8. School bus driver.

It’s gotta be, right?!?!

I drive a planned course to pick up and drop off tiny humans at government funded centres. I pick them up and bring them home later

— Mike Matson (@MikeMatson67) October 17, 2020

9. What a job that must be.

All the world’s a stage.

Shout loudly, rhythmically, occasionally in tune and flounce about in someone else’s clothes in front of thousands of strangers.

— Socialist Opera Singer (@OperaSocialist) October 18, 2020

10. Short and sweet.

Thanks for doing great work!

Stick ppl with needles until i get blood

— Steve Harvey’s Old Wig???? (@MangoQQueen) October 17, 2020

11. I wonder what language it is…

Any guesses?

I teach kids in California how to speak a language that only .002% of humans speak, so they can talk to their grandparents.

— Preahkaew (@preahkaew) October 18, 2020

12. Hmmmm. X-ray technician.

This is hard!

I ask people what they mean by “it hurts” and “it feels numb.” I then hit them with a hammer. Later I may send them to a place where they get their picture taken, after which I often say I haven’t the slightest idea what’s going on, but they’ll probably be OK.

— Kenneth A. Vatz (@KenV54) October 18, 2020

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, explain your job as poorly as you can. Let’s have some fun!

Please and thank you!