Hey Slugger, why the long face?
Is life giving you a double dose of doom on a daily basis and it seems like it’s just too much to deal with?
I’ve been there, too!
And, to be honest with you, I’m pretty darn sick of it! So today we’re gonna change the story and show life that we’re in charge!
And we’re gonna do it with funny posts from random strangers on the Internet who happened to post funny stuff!
What else could you ask for?!?! Go ahead and get started, Champ!
1. Show me the proof!
Of the runner’s high, I mean…
I believe in aliens more than I believe in a “runner’s high”
— nat (@princessbozo) May 5, 2021
2. Poor guy never had a chance.
What was he thinking?
here's a picture from several years ago when, in an airport, i saw a guy trying to wear cowboy boots under skinny jeans pic.twitter.com/42ahVgUQF2
— michael lutz (@WarrenIsDead) May 7, 2021
3. There’s something back there, right?
A little help, please?
*The tag of my shirt touching my neck*
My brain: pic.twitter.com/qM8KO6KPGi
— Solution, The Problem (@divineonsocial) May 12, 2021
4. Totally over it.
Hey, we’re right there with you!
idk what this dog had been going through but same pic.twitter.com/7YmG6X6uOG
— ralph (@httprlph) May 6, 2021
5. It seems like something came in between them.
I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…
I have a theory about why they got divorced. pic.twitter.com/OAvv9L7Mye
— Alex Scordelis (@alexscordelis) May 8, 2021
6. I need this bumper sticker.
It’s nice and wholesome!
the car parked in front of me today: pic.twitter.com/Gcg9qiSTFy
— rie ❄️? tomato blasphemer (@aeryies) May 5, 2021
7. Keeping an eye on things.
This is creeping me out a little bit…
Under his eye pic.twitter.com/4hhSJapWlN
— push push (@itspushpush) May 11, 2021
8. It’s time to change the rules.
No more of that!
Who normalized having sex at night?! You’re putting me in a bed at my bedtime and saying “ok now do physical activity” ummm… No
— Nikita (@nikitadumptruck) May 5, 2021
9. She put you on blast big time.
How much trouble is she in?
The babies will tell ALL your business. ??? pic.twitter.com/64efQvWwwm
— JC Penny’s Top Of The Line Buddy! (@_VinylandVino_) May 7, 2021
10. Wow! Good for you!
What’s next on your list?
not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline pic.twitter.com/kiFVgdMIGL
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) May 13, 2021
11. Seriously. I’m being bombarded every day.
There’s no end in sight!
Not according to my Instagram feed pic.twitter.com/wMNu9eG1UQ
— Rebecca Fishbein (@bfishbfish) May 5, 2021
12. I think you might be on to something.
Heck, I’ll give it a shot.
Facebook ???? pic.twitter.com/wbNREyKOH1
— . (@sincerelyremina) May 12, 2021
Okay, now it’s your turn.
In the comments, share some stuff that you think will make us smile.
Memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc. are all acceptable. Thanks in advance!