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If you can’t roast the person you’re in a relationship with, then what’s the point, right?
You’re darn right!
And today we’re gonna hear from some folks who consider roasting their partners their love language.
Sounds romantic, doesn’t it?
Let’s see what they had to say!
1. No problem at all.
I believe in you!
[watching a documentary about mount climbers]
Me: I could do that.
Wife: You get winded walking up the stairs.
Me: Mountains don’t have stairs.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 10, 2022
2. Whatever works.
Kinda weird, though…
Husband: Mmm…you smell so nice
Me: Thanks. My hair had static so I rubbed a dryer sheet on my head
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) January 12, 2022
3. You know what they say…
Opposites do attract.
Yes opposites attract, my husband dunks basketballs and I dunk donuts.
— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ? (@3sunzzz) January 22, 2022
4. You knew he’d get into it.
It took you long enough!
My husband will stand in the middle of the living room, watching my show that he says, “is dumb” for 30 minutes. Then hits me with, “What’s going on? She’s dating this guy now?”.
— ↞?????????????↠ (@BlkSoulBeauty) January 8, 2022
5. It’s your turn!
Have at it!
For me, married life is mostly keeping track of the last time one of the animals pooped/vomited somewhere so you can tell the other person, ‘I cleaned it last time, that one is aaaaall yours.’
— Paul Grealish (@paul_grealish) May 11, 2019
6. He might have some issues…
Just saying…
My husband just said “peacocks are just sparkle turkeys” and I…
— Green Leaf Geek (@greenleafgeek) January 30, 2022
7. This is gonna get ugly.
When will he learn his lesson?!?!
My husband had a great idea today that I came up with 6 months ago.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) January 24, 2022
8. It’s the way it goes.
We all know it’s true.
You can tell your Husband exactly where to go in your purse, and He will bring the entire purse back to you. ???
— Sheri Wilkinson (@SheriAWilkinson) January 8, 2022
9. Sick burn!
That one hurts…
Wife: What’s that noise?
Me: The house is settling.
Wife: Well that’s one thing we have in common.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 11, 2022
10. Might be for you!
Does this sound like fun?
If you enjoy hearing the question, “Honey, have you seen my keys?” every time you leave the house, then marriage is for you.
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) January 18, 2022
11. Please don’t!
Don’t ever do that again!
husband: you should hang out with my friend’s wife, she’s an introvert like you
me: that’s…that’s not how it works
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 16, 2022
12. Scared of a can.
To be fair, it is pretty startling.
My wife is legit afraid of popping a can of biscuits open and always has me do it and it is the most adorable thing ever. I mean, she’s got pierced nipples but ohhhhh scary can!
— Sam (@mastrap84) January 31, 2022
Do you enjoy roasting your partner?
Why or why not?
Sound off in the comments and let us know.
We’d love to hear from you!
