I haven’t had my side split in quite a while and I think I’m ready for it!
How about you? Does that sound like an agreeable endeavor?
Well, let me tell you how this is gonna work.
You’re going to scroll down this list of hilarious tweets and all you have to do is sit back, enjoy them, and laugh until you split your sides!
It’s as easy as that!
Let’s get it started, shall we?
1. It’s pretty exhilirating.
Just say YES to this!
My favorite drug is talking to someone who's actually listening.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 28, 2015
2. I believe it.
You look like you know how to light up a room.
I’ve never been ghosted but I have left many men speechless forever
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) April 28, 2021
3. It’ll never be the same without me.
I believe you, my friend.
Losing me is like losing a front tooth, you will never smile the same again bitch
— D Kid〽️ (@SvBoogie) December 7, 2020
4. Who is that movie star over there?
Must be a star from the silver screen!
Wearing makeup so infrequently now that when I do I’m freaked out and enchanted by my reflection. Who is she, what film is she in
— Sophie Mackintosh (@fairfairisles) May 28, 2020
5. My brain is hurting me.
And it’s all your fault!
https://twitter.com/AlMehairiiii_/status/1349440575666335744
6. I have a feeling I’m not gonna remember you.
Sorry, it’s just the way it is…
“So nice to meet you” I say as I’ve already forgotten your name
— Laurent Perrier (@itslaurentbtw) January 4, 2021
7. Those were the days.
We were all young once!
My favorite childhood memory is having serotonin
— BigKidProblems (@BigKidProblems) December 23, 2020
8. Yeah, what’s up with that?
Can everyone just stay home, please?
I hate when I go out in public and the public be there
— sad (@lonesfeels) August 4, 2020
9. I’m on board with this.
For me, I meant…
When I die i want my brain to be donated to science so they can finally figure out why I'm so stupid..
— Humblenesssoul (@Humeeerat) July 5, 2019
10. That would be incredibly humiliating.
Don’t look in there!
I'd rather my murder go unsolved than the forensic technician go through my phone
— Lebo💀 (@lebo1_) April 8, 2021
11. We have a lot in common.
Are you sure we’re not related?
Did you know that goldfish will overeat until they die if given the chance?
And so will I.
— 💥 (@punsfornuns) July 10, 2019
12. Now I’m starting to get depressed.
Can we just stop with that?
I’m so glad every app now has a feature that reminds you how happy you were on this very day just a few years ago
— Laurent Perrier (@itslaurentbtw) October 13, 2020
Now it’s your turn to make us laugh.
Have you seen any really funny tweets or memes lately?
Or maybe some photos or jokes?
If so, please share them with us in the comments.
We’d really appreciate it!
