I’m not sure if you’re in the same boat as me right now, but my day sure could use a little more sunshine.

You are in the same boat as me, aren’t you?!?!

I thought so…

Well, now that we’re on the same page, I want you to take a look at these tweets because I’m almost positive they are going to brighten your day.

Get started now!

1. I usually do this after two minutes.

Is that rude?

how long could a doctor leave you in an exam room before you considered like, popping your head out to ask what’s going on. for me i think about seven hours

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) September 30, 2021

2. This guy means business.

So don’t bother him with any small talk!

Just had this legend of a taxi driver. 👏 pic.twitter.com/4eOGHCrSNq

— Luke O’Riordan (@luke_oriordan) October 3, 2021

3. These are words to live by, men.

We should all strive to be CooKINGs.

if my wife makes 6 figures my place is in the kitchen, it’s called cooKING not cookQUEEN for a reason

— raza (@TrademarkRaza) October 3, 2021

4. Hey, join the club!

Oh well, it’s all in the past…

https://twitter.com/3dLooks/status/1444417598930620416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1444417598930620416%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Ftweets-of-the-week-oct4

5. That was nice of her to let you know.

You don’t want to look out of place, ya know?

The first time I ever went to a strip club I was holding a dollar out for one of the girls and she crawled over, grabbed the dollar, and whispered in my ear “thanks sweetie but this isn’t a drag show, you just throw the money here.”

— Andrew (@RuRuRunIt) September 30, 2021

6. That’s all it takes with those young folks.

You must be royalty!

impressing college kids is so easy, all you have to do is not be broke. I bought my sister and her friend drinks at a bar last night and they looked at me like I had just cured world hunger

— abby govindan (@abbygov) October 4, 2021

7. I agree with this 100%.

I once had a hot dog at a gas station at 2 am and it was heavenly. The nachos, though? That’s another story…

The right gas station meal can be so healing.. but the wrong gas station meal can set u back emotionally by years if not decades

— helena (@freshhel) October 4, 2021

8. That means you’re very healthy!

At least, I think it does…right?

The amount of hair I pull out of my brushes on a weekly basis makes me question how I still have any on my head

— clo 🐰☁️ (@chloehenryxxo) October 17, 2021

9. Like constantly getting kicked in the head.

Okay, I got it! Aren’t mornings the worst…?

https://twitter.com/ReIatetwts/status/1449518015553232898?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1449518015553232898%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F19-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755052%2F

10. At least you’re being honest.

You know it’s bound to happen anyway!

i just wanna be with my 🚩 tonight…/:

— gen ⍤ (@genmnz) October 17, 2021

11. Those were the best days!

Break out all the mix CDs!

If you weren't around for THIS era???? I feel for you cuz this was IT!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/yGnOOvVBQr

— The Motivation Continues 🏴 (@C2thaL2thaIGG) October 17, 2021

12. Those are absolutely terrifying.

Look at how scared that kid is!

https://twitter.com/highrunway21/status/1449806965702602753?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1449806965702602753%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F19-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755052%2F

Now we want to hear from you.

Share some funny tweets, memes, and jokes with us in the comments!

Thanks a lot!