I’m not sure if you’re in the same boat as me right now, but my day sure could use a little more sunshine.

You are in the same boat as me, aren’t you?!?!

I thought so…

Well, now that we’re on the same page, I want you to take a look at these tweets because I’m almost positive they are going to brighten your day.

Get started now!

1. I usually do this after two minutes.

Is that rude?

2. This guy means business.

So don’t bother him with any small talk!

3. These are words to live by, men.

We should all strive to be CooKINGs.

4. Hey, join the club!

Oh well, it’s all in the past…


5. That was nice of her to let you know.

You don’t want to look out of place, ya know?

6. That’s all it takes with those young folks.

You must be royalty!

7. I agree with this 100%.

I once had a hot dog at a gas station at 2 am and it was heavenly. The nachos, though? That’s another story…

8. That means you’re very healthy!

At least, I think it does…right?

9. Like constantly getting kicked in the head.

Okay, I got it! Aren’t mornings the worst…?


10. At least you’re being honest.

You know it’s bound to happen anyway!

11. Those were the best days!

Break out all the mix CDs!

12. Those are absolutely terrifying.

Look at how scared that kid is!


Now we want to hear from you.

Share some funny tweets, memes, and jokes with us in the comments!

Thanks a lot!