Listen up, people!

We need you to get ready to smile, get ready to chuckle, and get ready to possibly even GUFFAW.

That’s right, we’re here today to make you laugh your butt off with some carefully curated tweets that we are 100% positive will brighten your day in a major way.

What else can you ask for, really?

So let’s jump in feet first and let the laughing begin! Enjoy!

1. That’s the way it works.

Don’t let your friend down, okay?

if someone from your friend group is going as the joker for halloween, the rest of you have to save them from embarrassment by being a smoker, a midnight toker, a picker, a grinner, a lover, and a sinner.

— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) October 25, 2020

2. That’s a good life plan.

I’m on board with you!

I’ll probably get whichever vaccine has the funnier Super Bowl ad.

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) November 18, 2020

3. I think you’re right about this.

I’ve been doing it for years!

https://twitter.com/ClinicallyLuxe/status/1430572592965038080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1430572592965038080%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunniest-tweets-from-women-august-21-27_n_6127e41de4b0f562f3dbf363

4. I did not see that coming!

Sorry about that…

HE PROPOSED!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 to the girl he dated after me!

— trash jones (@jzux) August 23, 2021

5. Seriously, make it worth his while.

This is a really good point.

Okay pic.twitter.com/0tbL4AZPsP

— ✨Elusive Rex, Thy Holy Concubine 👑⚡️△⃒⃘ ⚯͛ 👁️⃤ ✨ (@Jeff_IAmThatIAm) November 24, 2020

6. This wasn’t part of the deal.

Hold on just a second!

Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta share a bedroom for the rest of my life??

— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) October 16, 2020

7. They really need to figure that out someday.

It is quite ugly.

[inventing tupperware]

make it with a material that never lets them forget that one time they made spaghetti

— schmox (@IvoryGazelle) July 25, 2017

8. This is very true.

Put that down and back away. Slowly.

middle siblings have more de-escalation training than cops do

— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) June 9, 2020

9. That doesn’t sound like a real excuse.

Are you trying to get one over on me?

hey sorry i didn’t text you back sooner i was stuck on my back like a bug

— carter hambley (@carterhambley) September 30, 2020

10. Good question…

Let’s sit down and try to talk this one out.

https://twitter.com/neat_hot/status/1006992064242782208

11. You are really something else!

Did you just hear that?!?!

me: r u good at magic spells?

witch: m a g i c

me: [under breath] holy shit

— tate (@50FirstTates) October 24, 2020

12. I think it’s the big one on the left.

But that’s just a guess.

when medusa showers is it

like this or like this pic.twitter.com/dqzD7acKVj

— fredesque (@FredTaming) October 21, 2020

Those sure hit the spot!

And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, share some funny stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately.

We want memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc.

Do you think you got some good stuff for us! Well, bring it on!

Please and thank you!