What is it about dads that makes them all universally hilarious?
They just do the weirdest, goofiest, and corniest stuff ALL THE TIME.
And I’m talking about all dads out there, ya know?
Some switch just flips when men become fathers and they all go through a transformation that is downright FUNNY to watch.
Let’s enjoy some tweets about dad behaviors that I think you’ll recognize.
1. Very, very, very nice…
I think that was every family with daughters, to be honest.
Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family.
— Brooke March (@Brooke_L_March) November 28, 2018
2. That’s him, alright. I could spot him a mile away.
His one and only shirt.
Dads wearing t-shirt in the house: pic.twitter.com/bQtvAY5dhA
— hahahardik (@hardik_gupta_) June 8, 2020
3. Out of the woodwork, and into the fire!
Its real quiet.. Almost too quiet.
*1000 Dads emerge from nowhere giving generic BBQ advice*
— a skeleton head (@Death_Buddy) January 18, 2015
4. Why is The Hulkster ripping all his shirts?
This is ridiculous!
One time my dad got mad at hulk hogan and yelled "YOURE WASTING SHIRTS" at the TV
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) June 9, 2016
5. At least!
My dad usually recommends about 5 hours.
My dad: you're gonna want to get to the airport at least 2 hours early
— Benjamin A. Vorwerk (@bvorwerk) August 12, 2019
6. Dad’s being dramatic again…
He just misses you. That’s all.
My dad is so dramatic when I’m not home all day. pic.twitter.com/3HahllrSQQ
— Harley (@Harlz_) April 10, 2019
7. It shakes the entire Earth.
Like an atomic bomb.
WHY DO DADS SNEEZE SO LOUD WHAT R U GOING TO GAIN FROM IT
— farha (@shutyourhell) June 22, 2018
8. Out like a light.
Give ’em a break. They had a rough day.
Dads: *brag about waking up early*
Also dad 5 mins after sittin on the couch pic.twitter.com/RoHPQaZlin
— ♔ (@AntohLibra) March 5, 2019
9. Maybe you don’t know everything, young lady.
Did you ever think about that? Huh?!?
why do dads love coleslaw so much
— Dove Cameron (@DoveCameron) February 24, 2020
10. He’s down with the lingo.
Way to go, Dad!
I never regret teaching my dad about makeup phrases because now I wake up to texts like this pic.twitter.com/Kicptq5Alo
— LINA ☥。👹 (@LUVsicHEXALOGY) September 8, 2018
11. It’s your responsibility to call HIM.
Get it? Got it? Good!
Why do dads always say u never call me. Mf u the dad
— toxic king (@777jorgeivan) April 2, 2020
12. Just checking in…
And making sure you don’t do anything illegal.
Why do Dads randomly stand by your bedroom door just to look at you, say nothing and leave? 😂
— Indoda (@joey_aabobe) May 3, 2020
Are those on point, or what? Do you think they describe your old man?
Now we want to hear from all of you out there.
In the comments, please share some hilarious things that your own dad does.
Or if you’re a dad, come clean with us and admit the typical dad stuff that you do.
We can’t wait to hear from you!