Oh, you poor parents out there…you’re kind of losing your minds because you’ve been stuck inside with the kids for months now…and you’re about at the end of your rope, right?
We feel you!
We’re all going a little stir crazy right now and we can’t wait for this bullshit to be over, either!
But, until it’s safe to venture out into public like we used to, let’s enjoy these funny tweets from parents who are ready for life to get back to normal, ASAP.
1. It’s not worth it.
Time to move on to Plan B.
Cook for your kids and they'll eat and not help clean up.
Teach your kids to cook and they'll eat and not help clean up a way worse mess.
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) May 27, 2020
2. This needs to be returned…
They’ll be fine! Don’t worry about it!
I gave the kids a big amazon box to play with and they all climbed inside and seemed happy so I taped up the box and returned it to amazon I’m sure they’re fine
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) May 25, 2020
3. This sounds intense.
What’s this band called…?
My kids have started a band. It consists of only loud, migraine inducing items and the word “BAM” shouted over and over. Free concerts to anyone that forgot to take their birth control.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) May 25, 2020
4. You’re doing great!
Apparently, you have a new career.
If it’s cool for kids to have 37 different lengths in their hair then I’m killing this hairdressing thing
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) May 25, 2020
5. I don’t think so.
You should give a TED Talk about this.
If you’re not power napping on the toilet are you even a parent?
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 25, 2020
6. Today is the greatest…
Day I’ve ever known…
My kids have always been early risers but they’ve been waking up even earlier lately and I mean, I get it, cause who wouldn’t want these days to feel even longer?!
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) May 25, 2020
7. Getting grossed out.
We need to have a talk…
I would tweet but I’ve been busy trying to figure out how a week’s worth of laundry contains only one pair of my 11yo’s underwear
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) May 23, 2020
8. Just stay away from me.
Anything for some alone time.
It’s amazing how quarantine with kids has lowered my standards for cleanliness. Like, a lot. I’ve gone from “Please, kids, try not to make a mess,” to “I don’t care if you bathe outside in glitter slime and sand, as long as it buys me an hour of time.”
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) May 24, 2020
9. Things are heating up inside the house.
Having a major waffle meltdown.
Me: Oh, I’m sorry. Is the sacrifice I made for 9 months not enough? Sharing my body and nourishing a child twice didn’t prove my level of unselfishness? Why must I constantly give and give and-
Husband: JUST LEAVE THE LAST TWO WAFFLES FOR THE KIDS YOU’VE ALREADY HAD 8
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) May 21, 2020
10. You had to know this.
While you were on the toilet…
I had the audacity to lock the bathroom door.
So my 4yo got a penny, unlocked it, then proceeded to barge in and tell me why we should be the proud owners of a rainbow kitten.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) May 21, 2020
11. Something fishy about this.
Who are these mystery people?
I’m starting to think dozens of people are breaking into our house just to leave their dirty glasses and plates in the dishwasher.
— Just J (@junejuly12) May 26, 2020
12. Tough times for that kid.
He needs a major break.
I’m so exhausted, I need a break. Can you get me a glass of water?
-my 6YO, after putting away one toy
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) May 26, 2020
13. You really get me!
That’s a good feeling, isn’t it?
Me: Where are you guys going?
Husband: I’m taking the kids outside to play soccer.
Me: You didn’t ask me to come?
Him: We assumed you’d rather sit in the dark by yourself with your phone and a bag of snacks.
Me, tears in eyes: You DO get me!
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) May 24, 2020
Okay moms and dads, now we want to hear from you.
How are you holding up out there?
Talk to us in the comments and let us know what’s going on inside your house!
Please and thank you!