I have a question for you! Is there really anything better than hootin’ and hollerin’?
Go ahead and think about it, I can wait…
Go ahead and take your time…
What did you come up with? Nothing! That’s what!
Because hootin’ and hollerin’ is absolutely the best! And today we’re gonna hoot and holler at hilarious tweets.
Let’s get started!
1. That better not be me!
I don’t like the looks of this…
that’s you pic.twitter.com/Zo957iOuY3
— Gaby (@gabywilson) January 16, 2023
2. Well, I did not know that!
You learn something new every day.
Wait. TJ Maxx is called TK Maxx in the UK? Did a copyeditor do this
— Erin Keane (@eekshecried) January 13, 2023
3. I don’t think so.
It’s best to just do the deed in complete silence.
do the guys who play music during sex ever get girlfriends
— Nia (@Nia_mp4) January 12, 2023
4. This went on for wayyyyy too long.
One word and that was all she wrote!
i said one word pic.twitter.com/fBN4TWC1Qs
— aly (@kafkashoress) January 11, 2023
5. The cats are moving back in because of the economy.
Times are tough out there…
Cost of living crisis is hitting everyone hard. Our 5 year old cat that moved out over a year ago just came back home full time like nothing happened. Ma’am
— Chipo (@BeingChipo) January 16, 2023
6. Kind of took the fun out of the whole thing.
That night ruined the vacation.
Was in Paris on Friday night and a handsome French man was flirting with me and I asked him what his name was and he said (very Frenchly) “Ah you will be disappointed” and I thought what a silly thing to say and then he said “it is Kevin” and you know what? I was disappointed.
— molly (@mollyEatsTofu) January 15, 2023
7. This is how years work.
Just in case you didn’t know…
January is a test run, we go for real in February, unless February is also bad in which case it is a rehearsal for March
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) January 16, 2023
8. Make a lot of sense, don’t you think?
The guys are at it again! Some things never change.
all these men vying for Speaker and none running to be Listener. makes u think
— Emma Friend (@EmmaYourFriend) January 5, 2023
9. This is really exciting!
Oh, wait a second…
My order at the Dunks drive thru came to $10.38. I handed the cashier a $10 gift card and 50 cents. She returned and handed me back the gift card and said “You have 12 cents left on it!” I can’t move past this.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) January 5, 2023
10. I love when snowflakes cry about this.
It’s not even true!
some chud on twitter: everyone is so woke these days, you could never make a slightly edgy tv show from the early 2000s now
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: our next episode is called 'the gang does sex crimes in blackface' and we've been renewed for 19 more seasons
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) January 8, 2023
11. I can relate to this.
You can too, right?
Me The planet
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) January 10, 2023
12. Hahaha. This is great.
I wonder if the intern got fired…
Whenever I’m feeling down, I remember the company dinner when an intern turned to our CEO and asked, “Who are you?”
— Kat Lewis (@katjolewis) January 9, 2023
13. Guys never change, do they?
You can say that again!
My mom’s 60-something friend was set up with a 67-year-old guy who is “not looking for anything serious” in case you think that ever ends
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) January 8, 2023
Now it’s your turn!
Share some of your favorite tweets with us in the comments.
We also like funny photos and memes!
See if you can make us laugh!
That’s a dare, friends!