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Alright, fellas, are you ready to go on the record here and tell us how you REALLY feel about being married?
Luckily for us, these husbands did just that…and now they may want to watch their backs or maybe even enter the Witness Protection Program, because I don’t think their wives are going to be very happy about these tweets.
Let’s hope they have a sense of humor, right?
Or else these men might be in for some dark days ahead…
Let’s take a look at what these guys had to say…and let’s keep our fingers crossed for them.
1. Here’s the evidence, Your Honor.
It’s all over now!
my wife was feeling pretty confident walking into divorce court but she didn’t know i had pictures pic.twitter.com/3EAthvsd2S
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) June 22, 2020
2. This is all very exciting!
You’re doing it wrong!
Welcome to marriage. Here's the new way you fold towels.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 1, 2020
3. You might want to cancel your credit cards.
Just an idea…
The look in my wife’s eyes when she left for Target makes me think she is going to try and save the economy in one trip.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 17, 2020
4. You wanted to know.
I can’t believe she got upset…
My wife asked me if she had any ‘annoying’ habits and then got all offended during the power point presentation.
— Batty (@BattyMclain) June 23, 2020
5. I was supposed to know that?
This is mind-blowing.
today my wife said “guess who i saw in costco today?” then made me guess for like 10 min and when i didnt guess it was like “remember that super tan lady we saw walking down the street last week..” thats who she thought i might guess. a lady we dont even know that we saw one time
— slick (@dlicj) June 25, 2020
6. You guys had a good run.
But now IT’S OVER.
My wife said I walk like an elephant and she can hear me coming a mile away. So I did the mature thing and snuck up on her 60 seconds later and scared the shit out of her. She has now filed for divorce.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 29, 2020
7. This is pretty HOT.
How many cookies can I have?
girl at bar: i’d let you do that thing in bed that your wife won’t
me: [visibly excited] eat cookies?
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) June 14, 2020
8. Better safe than sorry.
I personally think you’re doing the right thing.
Anytime my wife has scissors in her hand I dial 9-1 on my phone and wait.
— 🐻 Karma Police 🤖 (@KarmaPolice238) June 30, 2020
9. What was she thinking?
The red plate! THE RED PLATE!
my wife says I’m acting like a toddler but maybe she shouldn’t have put my food on the wrong plate
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) June 29, 2020
10. It’s a fun game.
Keep it interesting!
Marriage is about finding that one special person to play “who’s going to empty the bathroom trashcan” chicken with for the rest of your lives.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 9, 2020
11. Whew! That was close.
It could have been very ugly.
I forgot today was our anniversary but my wife forgot too and that’s really the best gift she has ever given me.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 16, 2020
12. What did you do?!?!
She must really love that about you.
I don’t always pick out the wrong item when my wife sends me to the store but when I do I buy it in the mega-pack.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 18, 2019
13. Oh, there is.
Now you know!
Before I got married I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) June 10, 2015
Okay guys, now we want to hear from all of you out there!
In the comments, tell us how you’re holding up and if you’re driving your significant other up the wall.
We can’t wait to hear from you!