It’s that time again!
Time to give our dear readers a comprehensive round-up of funny tweets that we think will give you a big chuckle today.
Why is this important?
Because you need to implement some laughter into your day if it’s gonna be a productive one!
Just trust me on this one, okay?
Enjoy these funny tweets, have a great day, and we’ll see you again very soon!
1. Didn’t see that coming.
did not expect the sequel to "hot girl summer" to be the "fall of man"
— caroling (@carolinetwyman) May 6, 2020
2. THEY’RE the problem, though.
I’m allowed to go out, other people are not.
Ugh I saw so many people out today when I was out today!!!!!
— Sudi Green (@Sudi_Green) May 3, 2020
3. I’m very concerned.
All of those letters are meant for YOU.
When letters are like “to whom it may concern,” they’re for ME!!! I’m always concerned!!!!!!!
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) May 2, 2020
4. I do, too, my friend.
Just going and touching everything in the store…it was great…
I miss touching things I’m not going to buy.
— carla ciccone (@cciccone) May 4, 2020
5. Whoops! Sorry about that.
Turns out it’s my fault…again…
I wanted to blame quarantine for my constant oily hair till I read the shampoo bottle this morning and it said conditioner.
— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) May 7, 2020
6. Wait, that’s not true?
They had me fooled…
Just saw a headline about McGraw-Hill which reminds me that when I was a kid I thought Tim McGraw and Faith Hill made textbooks when they weren't on tour
— T Kira Māhealani (@tkiramadden) May 4, 2020
7. Deeeeeep thoughts.
Let it sink in…
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a fish a man and he eats for a week.
— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) May 3, 2020
8. Killing it!
Is that a pick-up line? And if so, does it work?
guys from high school will message you on Facebook and be like “seems like you’re really killing it! congrats on killing it”
— rapid reaction TEDx (@GraceSpelman) May 2, 2020
9. Kind of like quicksand?
I was terrified of quicksand as a kid for some reason.
Toxic Shock Syndrome ended up being way less of a thing than Seventeen Magazine led me to believe it would be
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) May 3, 2020
10. I don’t have time for that!
Just give it a few more years.
ppl b like “it’s gonna get better on season 8!”
— telyani (@somalidolly) May 4, 2020
11. Hmmmm. I think you blew it.
It’s the thought that counts.
I used 6,000 N95 masks to spell out "THANK U HEROES!!!!!" on the beach then lit them on fire so nurses all over the world could see ♥️
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 7, 2020
12. Hahaha. Yes!
Moms are so good at calling things by their wrong names.
Whenever I get sad I think about the time my mom called Harry Potter “Pottery Barn” by accident
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) May 3, 2020
13. You need to know this.
Do you think he’ll finally speak up?
maybe today's the day when the cat will finally tell me how he got so handsome
— Kelli María Korducki (@kelkord) May 6, 2020
I think it’s safe to say that those tweets hit the old proverbial spot, don’t you?
Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.
In the comments, share a funny meme, tweet, photo, or joke that you think would make all of us laugh.
Please and thank you!