Hey, teachers! A few questions for you…
Ever feel like you’ve already been back to school for an ETERNITY?
Are the kids driving you insane?
Need a relief?
If the answer to all three is YES… the good news is that you’re not alone.
These teachers are all feeling the pain too, so take a look at these hilarious tweets and find some solidarity with your fellow educators.
1. They’re not happy at all.
Especially the formal ones.
— Kimberly McFall (@Educ8tionalTWTR) July 27, 2016
2. Do your own thing.
Plank reading is still reading!
— Ben Curtis (@Curtis_PHS) September 6, 2019
3. Not too far off…
She’s your second mom, honestly.
Yesterday one of my students called me mom.
I’ve officially made it.
— Jordan Michelle (@bringe_it_on) September 6, 2019
4. A timeless classic.
This kid nailed it to the wall.
Teaching ninth grade (Career Prep) has been an adventure. I need to be careful in letting the kids choose what names they use in these fictitious job scenarios. ? #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/dYMokilE8c
— Math Teacher (@MathTeacher1123) September 6, 2019
5. Think they can handle it?
Probably not, but let’s give it a shot!
— Chels (@cjteaches247) September 9, 2019
6. Might as well get it over with.
All those sub plans. ARGGGHHHH!!!
— ℤ??? ???????? (@BATMANDERSON) March 20, 2019
7. Eternal darkness.
I hate daylight “savings” time.
— Sarah Pope (@bhamteasarahp) September 10, 2019
8. Don’t overthink it.
Just roll with it. Hurts less.
one of my students just called me a "cruel beasty," which I'm taking as a sign of affection
— Siân Griffiths (@BorrowedHorses) September 6, 2019
9. Now, where are the wine stains?
Or the vodka stains? Just kidding, vodka leaves no stains.
— Jordan Lammmers (@JFK_Lammers) September 11, 2019
10. Don’t eat the paper!
It’s not that it’s bad for you, it’s just dumb.
I love grading papers that have bite marks taken out of them. #kindergartenteacherproblems
— Tara McKiernan Burns (@TaraSBurns) December 7, 2017
11. Kids are kinda gross.
Hold on… this just in… kids are disgusting? Sorry, kids are disgusting.
one of my students ate grass today cause she wanted to see what it taste like; THREW IT UP, and continued to eat grass ?
— ? (@nitheoracle) September 11, 2019
12. Bless this mess.
Because it’s MY mess. Wheeeee!
So this could have ruined my morning but #irise and I choose to make my day more amazing than this mess. #istilllovethisjob @NWMSNighthawks #iteachmath #quizDay #teacherproblems #donotstepawayfromthecopier pic.twitter.com/6nPyatrzUq
— Zoë in the classroom (@misszoesc) September 11, 2019
13. Where to start with this one?
There are so many emotions right now.
Look at what I saw in one of my Students exam script ?. I don't even know where to start pic.twitter.com/CTekUXyhVr
— Zamora (@orladhortun) September 11, 2019
14. Time to get energized.
Is it a good sign if your eyes won’t stop twitching?
— Megan Burleson (@megburleson) September 5, 2019
Oh, teachers…we know it’s been a long week.
To help us all get through it, share some of your ridiculous teaching tales in the comments!