If you spend enough time around married couples, you learn one thing pretty quickly…they like to bicker. And get annoyed with each other. And argue in front of their friends. Whether their friends are uncomfortable or not…
But it’s all done in a loving way! I think…
Is any of this ringing a bell? I think it is!
So let’s take a look at some hilarious posts about being married that should look very familiar if you’ve tied the knot. Heck, maybe you’ve even taken the plunge more than once!
Enjoy and laugh!
1. Damn straight.
The downfall of many relationships…
How do you spell divorce?
— Deva Dalporto (@mylifesuckers) July 6, 2020
2. This means war.
It’s about to get ugly up in here.
I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 6, 2020
3. Can you stop all the differences?
Not quite the same, is it?
4. This is a major crisis.
Where’s the motherboard?!?!
My husband’s “too busy right now” to fix my computer, so I grabbed a screwdriver and asked him where I could find a motherboard. So, anyways I can’t be sure but it sounds like my husband’s panic-yelling that he’s not too busy anymore.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) July 6, 2020
5. It’s a vicious cycle.
Will it ever end…?
Marriage is saying you're not mad but he says you sound like you're mad & by the end of it all you end up being mad.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 7, 2020
6. You guys okay in there?
That was nice of him to check in.
My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 22, 2020
7. Get your rage bake on!
This is no joke!
I came into the kitchen and my wife was using her mixer. I asked what she was making and she growled, “COOKIES BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME HAPPY!”
Whoa, guys. She was rage baking.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) June 10, 2020
8. Whoops, my bad.
Sorry about that…just kidding, she didn’t apologize.
Husband just asked me if I'm sitting on the remote, which is super offensive because I think I'd fucking notice if I were sitting on the oops nevermind there it is I was sitting on it.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) April 19, 2020
9. Don’t make me look bad.
Let’s just take it nice and slow.
Does anyone else get stressed out when their spouse gets extra motivated on the weekend to get shit done?? Like, calm down Bob Villa.
— Mommy Meme Jeans (@mommymemejeans) May 23, 2020
10. Some of them take those opportunities to leave.
Are you one of them?
marriage is basically just doing embarrassing things in front of your spouse, and seeing if they’re still around when you’re you’re done.
— jesse (@N3on_Online) July 1, 2020
11. How about you?
It keeps it fresh…I guess?
If you and your spouse don’t have a running joke about infidelity are you even married
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 30, 2020
12. What a deal for you!
Wait a second…who’s doing all the work here?
Husbands: Baby, I'll make dinner tonight. If you go get the ingredients, make the sides, season the meat, bring it to me outside and then help me find my tongs and spatula, I'll grill and you can just relax.
— Author Abby Jimenez (@AuthorAbbyJim) May 4, 2020
13. Don’t even think about it!
That did not go well. At all.
14. Let’s check the files, shall we?
This never ends well…
Now we want to hear from all the married folks out there!
Tell us some of the annoying/funny/ridiculous things that your spouse has done lately.
Do it in the comments!
Please and thank you!