I’m tired of being jerked around! I want the truth, the whole truth, and nothing BUT the truth!
And boy, do these tweets deliver…
Let’s jump in and have some TRUTH heaped upon us!
1. I wonder why…
I won’t eat for 22 hours and be like “damn why am I so lightheaded rn”
— blondie wasabi (@bIondiewasabi) January 14, 2020
2. Don’t answer anything.
how I, a millennial, filter spam calls:
-if my phone rings, it's spam
— ?️? ʙʀɪɢʜᴛsɪᴅᴇ ?️? (@Raelet) May 28, 2019
3. Sounds like a nightmare.
my 7:30am, 7:35am, 7:40am, 7:45am and 7:50am alarms all going off to wake me up pic.twitter.com/U8zlWxDBCH
— Ry ?✨ (@mascfeme) January 14, 2020
4. It never has and never will.
“I hope this email finds you well.”
It didn’t. What do you want? pic.twitter.com/kjOWWWmybJ
— Harriet Tubman has left the chat (@Steph_I_Will) January 15, 2020
5. A little late for that.
11yr old me telling my mom I need construction paper and glue at 9pm pic.twitter.com/Z3HXmWr9RS
— J (@juliaelenav) December 10, 2019
6. Yeah you do!
Boy I be proofreading that cash app name like a final paper ???
— The Ticket ? (@Breadwinnercj) January 9, 2020
7. How charming.
Girls really go to a dudes crib and survive off of weed & sink water all day
— kenzie (@Kenzhadley) December 30, 2019
8. That was kind of impressive.
This is what catching feelings feels like pic.twitter.com/eZgArQUKFR
— henryg ? (@Henryyyyg) January 5, 2020
9. What happened?
dawg i was 13 changing the HTML codes on my tumblr page like i was a 2000s movie teen hacker but now i can’t be even spell ecxel
— h*rley stan (@puppyporunga) December 7, 2019
10. I don’t wanna hear it.
4th grade me when the cashier at the Scholastic Book Fair was trying to explain sales tax to me pic.twitter.com/eddx35Us7G
— roach ^.^ (@a_roach06) December 3, 2019
11. The worst feeling ever.
Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off: pic.twitter.com/LCtGclewhB
— Sᴄʀᴜ̈ᴇɢɢS (@scrueggs) October 10, 2019
12. I made it!
Me showing up 2 hours after I said I was 5 mins away pic.twitter.com/wbDXgT4AOt
— Captin Marvelous Ant (@Ant_theRuler) September 1, 2019
13. All for me!
Me cooking pasta for one pic.twitter.com/wvQ0AJKin9
— Wez (@Big_Wezza) August 3, 2019
14. They better pick up…
when the delivery window is 7:02-7:12pm and it’s 7:13pm pic.twitter.com/pi7kwXDAKS
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) June 3, 2019
Those are pretty funny! And full of truth, which is always good.
What do you think? Were you a fan of these tweets?
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