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Well, what can we say? It’s the end of another long week and here we are, still mostly intact and doing our best to keep our sh*t together.

Here’s one big positive: at least we got some really good jokes about dating, relationships, love, and marriage!

Here are 15 of the best ones. Enjoy!

1. Here we go again.

You need to give this guy a break, gal!

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2. I know you’re out there…

And they can LITERALLY see who you are. So stop it.

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3. Drop the zero.

And get with the…. four or fives. You don’t need a ten. They’ll be too much trouble.

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4. I’ll marry you tomorrow.

Okay, maybe not tomorrow. But soon. I promise.

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5. That’s not me.

And, btw, Whitney ain’t with us anymore, so her advice does not apply.

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6. Give him some time.

Stone. Cold.

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7. The new rules.

I see that the roles have indeed flipped!

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8. Uh oh…

Have you ever done that?

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9. Burn the evidence.

And hide the ashes.

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10. Make a choice!

And, apparently… you like money.

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11. You have four options.

Sounds reasonable!

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12. An emotional rollercoaster.

You actually bought PREMIUM?!?

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13. This is it, huh?

I learn everything from TikTok.

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14. That’s kinda sad…

But, yanno… that’s not THAT bad.

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15. Not a bad start.

It’s good to answer the important questions first.

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Did you have a happy and productive love life? If not, tell us ALL about it.

You know… in the comments. That’s where we do such things. 😉