I will go on the record here and say that I don’t like shopping in general, but I really don’t like shopping for jeans. That’s why I wear the same ones until they basically fall apart and I’m forced to go to the store to get a new pair.
And that, my friends, is NOT fun at all.
If you clicked on this article, I have a feeling we’re in the same boat on this one…
1. It’s not gonna happen. I’ve tried.
Just don’t ever clothes again. See? Easy!
Mental health goals: go jean shopping without crying in a fitting room stall
— lindy (@Lindyyay) February 25, 2018
2. Not much room in there.
I mean in the jeans. And the fitting room.
trying on jeans in the fitting room is an extreme sport
— CHRISTINA (@spanishcvndy) September 1, 2018
3. A constant struggle.
Hey fashion designers… wtf is going on!?
jean shopping – the never ending struggle btwn my human lady-body, & some fashion designer's fantasy of what a human lady body looks like.
— Annie Briggs (@anniembriggs) March 9, 2016
4. Hey, doc…
…I’d really like to not like myself? Can you help?
Feeling great about yourself? Ask your doctor if trying on jeans might be right for you.
— Ian (@Big_Cat74) November 28, 2017
5. An impossible mission.
That’s why you shop online, fam!
shopping for jeans is so fun because no matter what store or when you go, they will always be sold out of your size and your size only
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) January 6, 2019
6. Like a pair of JNCOs.
Remember those? They’re HUGE.
#growingupthick buying jeans that fit your thighs so they end up being huge asf everywhere else
— kayeee 🔱 (@kaylaanicole__) July 16, 2015
7. Not anymore!
Let’s start to question everything, right now!
"Oh, you feel good about your body? We'll take care of that." – jeans shopping
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) December 26, 2015
8. A miracle!
Oh wow! That’s like hitting the lottery!
I went jean shopping and the first pair I tried on fit. I'll be right over there, if you need someone to part the Red Sea or something.
— Bat Shit Crazy (@BatBatshitcrazy) November 2, 2016
9. Be very careful…
Here I go Eleanor! I blame you if it goes badly.
eleanor roosevelt once said to 'do one thing every day that scares you.' today, I'm going jean shopping.
— jake40k (@jake_40k) August 14, 2015
10. It’s what the kids like.
The holes make things cooler.
if I had a dollar for every time a relative made fun of me for buying jeans with holes in them…..
— tayler branscum (@taylerbranscum) December 26, 2015
11. You’re not alone.
Nope. We ALL go through it.
Fellas am I the only one that struggles with jeans shopping!?
— King K 🥂 (@Unkle_K) December 14, 2018
12. Please don’t to that.
Just go jean shopping instead. It’s much less painful.
i would rather scoop out my own eyeball with a pair of chopsticks than go jean shopping
— yaz (@sleepyyazzi) November 27, 2019
13. Moving on to other things…
I mean… I like that list!
Help I went jeans shopping and instead bought 3 pairs of shoes, 2 dresses, a kettle, and a coffee press.
— Katelyn Burns (@transscribe) March 9, 2019
14. I’ll be retweeting this.
Very smart strategy!
RT if instead of buying new jeans you just keep patching the holes in the crotch of your one pair but now it's winter and you're worried
— 🏳️⚧️ John-Allison Weiss 🐊 ᴛʜᴇʏ/ᴛʜᴇᴍ (@johnnyalligator) November 4, 2015
Ouch. That was not fun, reliving those painful experiences…
Hopefully another four years goes by before we all have to deal with that again.
What do you think about all this? Let us know in the comments!