I will go on the record here and say that I don’t like shopping in general, but I really don’t like shopping for jeans. That’s why I wear the same ones until they basically fall apart and I’m forced to go to the store to get a new pair.

And that, my friends, is NOT fun at all.

If you clicked on this article, I have a feeling we’re in the same boat on this one…

1. It’s not gonna happen. I’ve tried.

Just don’t ever clothes again. See? Easy!

2. Not much room in there.

I mean in the jeans. And the fitting room.

3. A constant struggle.

Hey fashion designers… wtf is going on!?

4. Hey, doc…

…I’d really like to not like myself? Can you help?

5. An impossible mission.

That’s why you shop online, fam!

6. Like a pair of JNCOs.

Remember those? They’re HUGE.

7. Not anymore!

Let’s start to question everything, right now!

8. A miracle!

Oh wow! That’s like hitting the lottery!

9. Be very careful…

Here I go Eleanor! I blame you if it goes badly.


10. It’s what the kids like.

The holes make things cooler.

11. You’re not alone.

Nope. We ALL go through it.

12. Please don’t to that.

Just go jean shopping instead. It’s much less painful.


13. Moving on to other things…

I mean… I like that list!

14. I’ll be retweeting this.

Very smart strategy!


Ouch. That was not fun, reliving those painful experiences…

Hopefully another four years goes by before we all have to deal with that again.

What do you think about all this? Let us know in the comments!