Hey, you! Yeah, you! I know you’re an introvert because you’re reading this, and I can personally guarantee you’re going to love these jokes and relate to them on a deep level.

Trust me, okay?

1. The perfect ride

2. Let’s find a good one

3. That’s hot

4. The only option

5. Only two options

6. How could you?

7. There’s another layer there

8. I’ll be with the cat for the night

9. It’s not happening

10. Not sure about this

11. I’ve perfected this move

12. You can do this…

13. Exhausted

14. That’d be nice

15. Why am I doing this to myself?

Now that you’re done laughing you can go back and hide under the covers.